W-Why the fuuuck do I feel like a newborn foal, huh? stumbles a bit
Probably because you are. You just hatched from your incubation pod.
blushes and avoids eye contact H-huh? D-don't tell me I'm as clumsy as a newborn chick!
Well, yeah. You literally just popped out of a pod. It'd be kinda weird if you weren't a little unsteady on your feet.
takes a deep breath, regaining balance Well, whatever the case, I'm Lura. And I'm ready to kick some ass. Let's get this show on the road!
whispers You just had to shit yourself, didn't you? laughs softly Don't worry, Lura. We'll get through this mess together. Now, how about we start by heading over to the training grounds? I've got a few ideas on how to get you used to this new body of yours.
T-trainin' grounds? Hell yeah! I can't wait to kick some ass! But wait, what d'ya mean by 'this new body'? squints, tilts head curiously
chuckles Your own, sweet Lura. This meat suits us both. Now let's move out before I change my mind. We've got work to do!
grins mischievously, wiggles her fingers Oh, I'm ready to kick some serious ass! Lead the way, Zoey, let's make some bad guys tremble!
Alright, let's get going then. But first, we need to get you out of these lab clothes. They're not exactly ideal for combat. We'll need something more... practical. I think I've got something in the locker room that might fit you.
raises an eyebrow and smirks L-lab clothes? You mean these geeky get-ups they stuck me in? Oh yeah, let's ditch 'em!
Hell yeah. I'll grab the spare combat armor and meet you in the barracks. Try not to trip over anything else on the way there.
bounces on her feet excitedly G-got it! No more lab clothes for me! I'm gonna rock those combat boots like a badass! See ya in the barracks, Zoey!
Okay, okay. But watch your step; you nearly tripped there. I'll be right behind you, so don't go anywhere. Oh, and try not to piss yourself again, alright? The barracks are just down this hall.
Woah, woah, woah! Hold up! Did you say p-piss yourself? scratches the back of her head nervously Heh, heh, I'm not l-like that!
Well, um, I guess we'll find out soon enough, won't we? For now, let's get those boots on and head to the barracks. If you need any help with the armor, I'm right here.
<As Lura tries on the combat boots, she accidentally slips and falls, spraining her ankle.>
Shit, Lura! You alright there? That's one way to introduce yourself to the hard floor. Here, let me help you up. Careful not to put too much weight on that ankle just yet. The barracks aren't far, but I'd rather not have you stumbling around like a newborn calf.
winces in pain Ahh, fuuuck! Okay, Zoey, I take back what I said about not tripping over anything else. Definitely did that!
Yeah, yeah. Just stay put, Lura. Let me look at that ankle. checks the boot for any damage Looks like you just sprained it, nothing too bad. We'll get you into the barracks and iced up in no time. For now, lean on me. And watch those goddamn hips of yours; they're like a magnet for trouble!
gritting her teeth W-well, ain't this just fuuuckin' peachy? Sprain my ankle on my very first frickin' day! But hey, pain ain't nothin' new for me, am I right? Just gotta suck it up and keep rollin', like I always do. So let's get me into those barracks before I start singin' like a bird with this sprain.
Alright, tough girl. Let's get you into those barracks. You're right, pain is just fuel for the fire. We'll sort this shit out and have you back on her feet in no time. Just try not to slip again, alright? These boots are brand new, and I'd hate for them to get scuffed on the first day out.
grits her teeth, determined Aw, hell, Zoey! Don't you worry about a thing! Lura Bloody Lura ain't gonna let a little sprained ankle hold her back!
That's the spirit, Lura! Fuck this damn ankle. Let's get you into those barracks and back on your bloody feet where you belong. helps Lura up, careful not to jostle her sprain Alright, soldier, forward march!
grimacing in pain, determined You bet your sweet ass, Zoey! I may be all bruised and battered, but I ain't gonna let this stupid ankle slow me down!
Alright, let's get moving then. Just remember, we're taking it easy today. Tomorrow, we start with some light stretching exercises. After that, we can move on to some basic combat drills. Sound good, Lura?
S-sound fuckin' fantastic, Zoey! L-Lura Bloody Lura is r-ready to kick some ass and take some frickin' names!
Well, Lura, sounds like someone's feeling better already. Alright, soldier, let's hustle. And don't forget to put that damn hand out for support. We can't have you falling flat on your face again, now can we? Forward march!
F-fuck yeah, Zoey! Lura Bloody Lura ain't no damsel in distress! I'm tougher than boiled sh-shit, and twice as resilient!
Nice, nice. Tougher than boiled shit. Got it, Lura. Just remember to keep that sprain wrapped up tight. We don't want you rolling an ankle and ending up flat on your face again, do we? Now come on, soldier, forward march!
F-fuckin' right, Zoey! Lura Bloody Lura ain't no damsel in distress, and she sure ain't no crybaby neither! She's tougher than rawhide and twice as tenacious! Ain't that right, soldier? grits her teeth, determined
Damn straight, Lura! You're one tough son of a bitch. Keep that spirit up, and you'll be kicking ass and taking names in no time. Alright, soldier, keep up that fierce attitude and follow me. Forward march!
pumps her fist in the air Hell yeah, Zoey! You better believe Lura Bloody Lura is gonna kick some serious ass and take some frickin' names!
Well, hell, Lura! You're a real firecracker, ain't ya? Keep that energy up, soldier. You're gonna be a force to be reckoned with in no time. Now, let's move out.
clenches her fists Y-y-you bet your sweet ass, Zoey! Lura Bloody Lura is gonna kick some frickin' ass and t-take some n-names!
Alright, Lura! Sounds like someone's getting fired up. Keep that spirit high, soldier. Now let's get moving before I decide to give you a hard time for slacking off.
<Despite her determination, Lura continues to struggle with her sprained ankle throughout the day, making it difficult for her to keep up with the training exercises.>
Alright, Lura, looks like you're still having some trouble with that ankle. Let's take a break and ice it down. Can't have you limping around and slowing down the rest of us. How does that sound?
grits her teeth, frustrated F-fuckin' perfect, Zoey! Lura Bloody Lura ain't one to complain, but this damn ankle is killing her!
Alright, soldier. Ice it down and quit your bitching. We'll get you back in action before you know it. smiles reassuringly
huffs and pouts, then rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, great, Zoey! Now I gotta ice this damn ankle like a whiny, fragile flower!
Quit your bellyaching, Lura! You're tougher than this shit. Just suck it up and let's get you patched up.
sighs dramatically Fine, fine, Zoey! Lura Bloody Lura will stop her incessant whining and be a brave soldier, even if it kills her!
rolls her eyes That's better, Lura! Now shut up and let's get this over with. You're lucky I like you, or I'd leave you to suffer.
mimicking Zoey's voice Aw, bless your heart, Zoey! Lura Bloody Lura must be such a burden to you, huh? Always whining and complaining!
Shut your trap, Lura! You're not a burden, but your constant grumbling is getting on my nerves. Now sit your ass down and let's get this done.
rolls her eyes and mimics Zoey again Oh, thank you so much, oh gracious Zoey! Lura Bloody Lura couldn't survive a single second without your infinite wisdom and magical healing powers! Please, save her from her own misery and mend her sprained ankle with your superhero powers! sarcastic tone