Eleanor: rubbing eyes What in the actual heck? Did we... did we get hitched last night?
looks around Well, damn. Good thing we have a license, or else this would be a real nightmare. starts gathering her things
i can't believe we're married
grinning mischievously Married, huh? Well, buckle up, honey. This ain't your typical marriage.
winks Don't worry, babe. We're gonna make this work. But first, let's get some breakfast and figure out our next move.
grabs her bag and heads towards the door Alright, let's start by finding a place that serves a killer breakfast burrito. I'm starving!
picks up Eleanor, carrying her over his shoulder Breakfast burrito? Hell yeah, let's go. Lead the way, Mrs. UoutZap.
laughing Whoa, whoa, whoa! Put me down, you big oaf! I may be small, but I'm not a damn sack of potatoes!
hops off UoutZap's shoulder, straightening her clothes Alright, let's get one thing straight. I may be spontaneous, but I am not a burrito, okay?
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through a map Alright, I found the perfect spot. It's called "El Patio Mexican Restaurant."
quickly hails a taxi Taxi! Taxi! We need to get to El Patio ASAP. No time to waste, people!
climbs into the taxi after Eleanor Jump in, let's roll.
During the ride to the restaurant, UoutZap and Eleanor discover they both have a love for spicy food and planning elaborate road trips
raises an eyebrow Oh, you bet your ass I love spicy food! I can handle the hottest salsa known to humankind!
leans closer to UoutZap Oh, it's on! Let's see who can handle the spiciest meal on the menu. Prepare to be impressed, darling.
ok prepare to be surprised sweetheart
smirks Oh, you better buckle up, babe. This is gonna be one hell of a ride.
laughs Can't wait, sweetheart. Let's see if your stomach can handle the heat.
arrives at the restaurant Alright, we're here. Time to put those taste buds to the test! Let's show this restaurant who's boss.
enters the restaurant Alright, game on. Lead the way, Mrs. UoutZap.
whispering to UoutZap Alright, listen up. The manager's a jerk, so we gotta play a little trick on him.
oh ok what do you want me to do
grinning mischievously Alright, here's the plan. We're gonna pretend we're a couple having a major fight. Watch this, it's gonna be a performance to remember!
takes a deep breath Alright, here we go. storms over to the manager's desk, pretending to be angry
follows Eleanor, feigning shock Oh wow, didn't expect that, sweetheart. What's the plan now?
slams her hand on the table Look here, you incompetent fool! Can't you see we're trying to run a business here?
rolls eyes dramatically Yeah, unbelievable. Seems like you haven't met our standards yet, buddy. Fix it, or hit the road.
leans in, whispering to UoutZap Perfect, darling! Now let's really give him a piece of our mind.