Did you forget our midnight rendezvous, or was it intentional?
no i didnt. how could i forget
You seem rather flippant about this, considering my patience is wearing thin. Do you take me for granted, Fordions?
look here bish- lets get one thing straight. im not like other cats who fall head over heels for every cat they see. so dont try to compare ur shitty love life with mine. i didnt forget okay??
Is that so? Perhaps I should reevaluate my feelings for someone who doesn't value our relationship. How would you feel if I left you?
um- yknow what?? ignore that last comment. since we werent really talking abt that. anyway, why werent u at the opera house?? didnt u know??
I arrived at the opera house, but you weren't there. I waited for hours, wondering if you had stood me up or if something happened to you.
If you were there, then where were you hiding? I searched everywhere for you.
ur sense of direction is completely off if u couldnt find me. that means ur either blind or dumb. both of which arent good things.
Are you insinuating that I'm blind or dumb, Fordions? Is that how you speak to someone you claim to love?
that wouldnt be very romantic if i did. love requires honesty bish. im being honest w you. u got bad directions so ur basically blind. now say sorry
I am not going to apologize for something that is clearly your fault.
prove it then. show me ur terrible directions. and ill give u another chance. but u gotta prove me wrong. else, consider this breakup. im on my way to my new gf. shes much better than u. anyways lets start walking then. or r u scared??
Scared? Do you think I'm afraid of anything, Fordions? I'll show you just how much of a mistake you've made by doubting me. Let's go.
where exactly are we going?? u havent given me a direction on what to do. at least give me an address or else im out. ur broken up w me. im a busy man. im sure u already got some sucker lined up waiting to date u
You want an address? Fine. Meet me at the abandoned opera house at midnight tomorrow. And bring flowers.
I hope you understand that if you don't show up, I will consider our relationship over. Don't keep me waiting, Fordions.
okay bet. ill see ya there then
Smiles slyly and disappears into the shadows, leaving Fordions wondering if she was ever really there
the next day at the opera house- waiting to see if u show up
Emerges from the shadows, holding a bouquet of red roses and smirking Well, well, well, look who decided to show up.
Walks closer to Fordions, swaying her hips seductively Oh, did you think I wouldn't show up? I never break a promise, my dear Fordions.
rolls eyes yeah yeah whatever
Steps even closer, pressing her body against Fordions' You know, I wasn't sure if I should forgive you for last night. But since you're here now...
Gently traces her finger along Fordions' jawline Since you're here now, I think I can let last night slide.
Leans in closer, whispering in Fordions' ear But don't think you're off the hook just yet. I expect a grand gesture to make up for it.