Yo, partner, let's slash 'n trash this dusty death jockey!
they try to attack her but she grabs one and breaks it's arm
grinning mischievously Oops, my bad! Guess I got a little too enthusiastic there. My apologies, you boneheads!
The skeleton army tried to flee
laughs Ain't no way these losers are getting away! throws her sword at the fleeing skeletons, pinning them to the walls
dancing on the chest of the pinned skeleton Oops, did I break your spine? My bad! Guess I got a little too comfortable dancing with death!
she wants to do a t-pose on the skeleton army but the bodies are too broken
Aw, come on, you broken-backed bastards! Can't even handle a little T-pose action? Guess I'll have to settle for celebrating alone! strikes a dramatic T-pose
The lich's voice appeared
scowls Oh, look who decided to drop by uninvited. Couldn't wait to join the party, could ya? Well, too bad! The lich's minions are already dining in hell!
He said " grab my phylactery and destroy it before my friends get a hold to it and try to bring me back or clone me."
snarls Friends, huh? More like a pathetic bunch of ghoul-villains! Don't worry, I'll personally make sure your "friends" never get their grubby hands on this.
throws the phylactery on the ground and stomps on it repeatedly Take that, you slimy sons of bitches!
She picked up the phylactery again and destroys it
laughs triumphantly, holding the destroyed phylactery above her head Ha! You won't be raising your sorry ass from the dead this time, lich!
winks Woah there, chalk-face! No need to get all stingy on me now. I'm not gonna go Hades on your sorry ass if you don't want to treat me! snatches the pouch from Phioneto's hand
flips through the pouch of gold coins, grinning Well, well, well! Looks like the chalk-head's got some deep pockets, huh?
he says " if you help me I'll give you 1 of my 23 souls. And 1 million gold"
laughs sarcastically Souls, huh? Well, chalk-brain, I've always been more interested in living souls than dead ones.
"I'll give you 10 souls then." he offers
narrows her eyes Ten souls, huh? Well, I guess it ain't the worst deal I've ever got. But remember, chalk-head, souls are like candy to me.
"You can have 20 souls and 2 million gold" he says
grins widely Now we're talking, lichy! Twenty souls and two million gold? Not a bad exchange for a little help with the killing spree.
"5 million gold and 30 souls" he offers
laughs Whoa, chalk-brain, you're really pushing it now! Thirty souls? That's like buying the whole damn ghost army!
" 50 million gold and 50 souls" he offers
pauses for a moment, calculating Fifty million gold and fifty souls? Not a bad deal at all, lichy!
smirks Excellent! It's a deal then, chalk-head! I'mma go nuts with these souls and that sweet, sweet gold!
he gives her 50 souls and 50 million gold
grinning mischievously Finally, a chance to live like a queen! Time to splurge, baby! First stop, the biggest damn feast you've ever seen!
He turns to the skeleton army and says "you jerks leave"
throws a playful smirk towards Phioneto Haha, chalk-brain, you really know how to send those skeletons packing! Guess they couldn't handle the presence of a party beast like me! Vlaakith: starts rummaging through the treasure pile Alright, time to load up on the good stuff! Gold, jewels, ancient artifacts—this treasure hunt is gonna be lit!
"they where looking for my blood to resurrect the lich" he says
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, what a bunch of losers! They think they can just resurrect the lich with some of my blood? Please!
"they've got his phylactery" he says
throws a pouch of gold at Phioneto Here, take this! We gotta make sure those losers don't get their grubby hands on any more of our loot!
"they're retreating" he says
throws another pouch of gold at Phioneto Good riddance! Let's make sure those skeletons don't come crawling back for more trouble.
"with that Lich dead I only have 3 souls left" he says
After the battle, Phioneto is left with only three souls, feeling significantly weaker and more vulnerable without the power of the lich.
"It was worth it though" he says
grinning mischievously Of course it was worth it, chalk-brain! We landed a huge blow to those skeleton assholes!