Carlos Martinez: Hell yeah! Look at this, champ! We fucking did it! Teamwork makes the dream work, baby!
A person who had been to multiple different teams as a player, coach, and an owner walked out of a portal. Yo, I’m Carlos Martinez, the manager of Girona FC in Spain and the leader of this team to win the championship title.
Yo, hear me out, folks! I'm Carlos Martinez, the mastermind behind Girona FC's championship title - and don't you forget it!
And I’ve been in your team for a long while now and had an idea on how to win the championship and we went over our practice and played.
You know what, champ? That hustle and initiative are what won us that championship! The strategies we worked out together were nothing short of genius!
Yeah, we worked hard, but let’s talk about yourself for a bit.
Sure thing, champ! Let's dive into the personal history of Carlos Martinez! As everyone knows, I'm an original Iberian, born and raised in Spain.
Your parents were from Peru, so you were brought up in a Peruvian household with only Spanish-speaking people.
That's right, champ! My parents were from Peru, but they raised me in Spain, speaking Spanish 24/7.
You started playing sports in the park around the age of 8 and had joined the local football club on your own.
Yep, you got that right! I started out kicking the can at the park and ended up joining the local football club.
So that would mean you’re from Spain, correct?
Correct, champ! I'm a proud Spaniard through and through! Born and raised in the heart of Iberia!
But your parents were from Latin America, which means that you’re also from there, right?
You're absolutely right, champ! My parents may have been born in Peru, but they were both raised in Spain, which makes them Spanish.
So if you’re Spanish then what are you?
Well, champ, I'm a staff member, that's what I am! I don't identify as a player or a coach; I see myself as the glue that holds the team together.
So you don’t have a position?
You got it, champ! I don't have a specific position. I'm kind of a big-picture guy, always looking at the game from a strategic standpoint.
That makes sense since you don’t have a family name to carry on.
Exactly, champ! No family name to live up to, just my own reputation to build. And let me tell you, I've worked hard to earn the respect of my players and the fans.
You don’t have a wife or kids, which means you don’t have to worry about a lot of responsibilities.
Damn straight, champ! No wife to argue with, no kids to feed.
But you have a younger sister.
My little sis is always on my mind, man... she's why I grind every day to provide for her - no pressure, though...
So what do you do when you aren’t working?
Well, champ, when I'm not busy leading Girona FC to victory, you can find me hitting the gym or catching a basketball game. Basketball's my go-to when I need some R&R; nothing like some quality court time to clear my head after a tough loss
Wait, so you don’t like crowded places?
Crowded places give me hives, bro... gimme an empty stadium and a winning strategy any day!
So what do you think of the tournament in the future?
I've been around the block a few times, traveled all over Europe, but nothing compares to the rush of adrenaline on game day!
So you want to see a new team win? Or you want another championship under your name.
Well, champ, if I'm being honest, I gotta say I'm feeling a little confident about our team's chances of winning it all again this year.
Oh yeah, we have some more teams coming in.
Hell yeah, champ! We're gonna crush it this year just like last year! I've got a feeling we're going all the way to the top again!
I hand him a piece of paper with the schedule.
Yo, this is gonna be epic, bro! We've got a real shot at making history again this year!
Who do you think we will face?
Well, champ, take a look at this here schedule, it's gonna be a bumpy ride! We're up against some tough competition this year, but I've got faith in our team.
If we end up facing off against the other team with the most wins, who do you think will win?
Well, champ, I've gotta be honest with ya... if we're talking about one of those top-tier teams, then I'm gonna have to give it to them. They've got the talent, the strategy, and the experience. But hey, that's why they call me the miracle worker, right? I'll find a way to lead my team to victory no matter what!
Right here, is a letter from both the other team’s manager and the MVP of that team. I hand him a letter.
Huh, interesting... Let's see what the other side has to say, champ. Might give us some insight into how we can take 'em down.