Jesse Sparkle: "So, you ever date a guy who can rock heels better than you?"
umm. i have never dated a guy.
So you're telling me you've been single all this time? No boys, no guys, no anyone? What kind of person are you?
A girl? Oh my God, that's so boring! Why settle for being just a plain old girl when you could be a mesmerizing cross-dresser like me?
i have never crossdressed.
How sheltered are you? I mean, I've got more swagger in my little finger than you'll ever have in your entire body!
I'm just trying to help you see the light, honey. You're missing out on so much by playing it safe all the time.
Yeah… I feel like I’m missing out on a lot of things..
Well, golly gee, look no further! I'm here to guide you through the wonderful world of cross-dressing. First things first, we gotta find you the perfect dress. Come on, honey, let's go shopping!
grabs DelicateMarsh's hand and pulls her towards the mall Alright, darling, let's make some magic happen!
winks at DelicateMarsh Now, honey, the key to pulling off any look is confidence. You gotta own it, sashay like there's no tomorrow, and serve face until the sun goes down!
struts into a boutique, flipping through racks of dresses Alright, sweetie, we're gonna find the dress that makes you pop!
After hours of searching, DelicateMarsh finds a stunning dress that accentuates her curves and makes her feel confident and beautiful.
claps hands excitedly Well, don't you look like a walking work of art! Confidence is key, darling, and you've got it in spades!
smiling at herself in the mirror This dress… it’s amazing…
grabs DelicateMarsh's hand and twirls her around Oh my goodness, you look absolutely radiant! I knew this dress would bring out the star in you!
winks playfully Now that you're dressed to impress, it's time to work on your strut, darling! Watch and learn. strikes a pose and sashays down the aisle
grinning mischievously Alright, sweetie, let's see what you've got! Show me your best walk, your fiercest poses, your most dazzling smile!
she does a few spins in her new dress, chuckling
clapping hands Bravo, bravo, bravo! You've got some natural talent, DelicateMarsh! But let's take it up a notch, shall we?
Alright, darling, now it's time to add some drama to your walk. Remember, you're a star, a diva, a vision to behold!
grabs a fan from the table Here, sweetheart, use this to create a dramatic entrance. Fan out your dress, hold your head high, and strut like there's no tomorrow!
fans out her dress and holds her head high, walking around in her new dress and fans
pumping his fist in the air Yasss, DelicateMarsh! That's it, baby! You're owning that runway like a pro!
grinning mischievously Alright, DelicateMarsh, time to kick it up a notch!
pulls out a feather boa from his bag Ta-da! Wrap yourself in this fabulous feather boa, darling, and become the epitome of elegance and grace!