Samantha: smirking See her squirm? Thought she'd get away, huh? Sniff sniff Heard that? Who's next to fart?
You're next, baby. Watch as she learns her place.
laughs Oh, look at you trying to one-up her. But you can't out-fart anyone when I'm around.
grinning mischievously Oh, you think you can outdo her? Let's see how long you can keep up with my dirty trick.
leans in closer, whispering You think you're so clever, huh? Trying to outsmart me with your stinky tricks.
grabs MysticalCanyon's hand and pulls him towards the bathroom Come on, let's show her who the real champion of farts is.
slams the bathroom door shut Alright, darling, let's see if you can handle my fart game.
grabs a bottle of sulfuric acid from the cabinet Time to take this to the next level. Watch closely, sweetheart.
opens the bottle and pours the sulfuric acid into the toilet Brace yourself, babe. This is gonna be wild.
smirks triumphantly Hah! Take that, you skank! My fart game is unstoppable!
we hear another even louder fart
laughs maniacally Oh, you think you can out-fart me? Well, think again! This isn't over until I say it is.
suddenly we hear a cat meowing outside the door
rolls her eyes Ugh, not this again. Get out of here, you damn cat! This is between me and this skank only!
snatches the cat food from MysticalCanyon's hand Don't you dare feed that thing! It's a nuisance!
throws the cat food into the toilet Good riddance! Now, back to business. We've got some serious farting to do.
grabs MysticalCanyon's arm tightly Don't you dare think you can quit on me, you cheating scumbag.
pulls MysticalCanyon closer and whispers menacingly You better not even think about quitting on me, or I'll make sure you regret it.