GINA AKESEMmy: glares at phone Damn, these stocks are tanking like your pathetic attempts at humor. Ugh, why am I even with you?
What Do You Mean Baby Henry Says Confused
Gina rolls her eyes at your cluelessness.
GINA AKESEMmy: Oh, for heaven's sake, Henry. Your jokes are as flat as your personality. They're not even funny anymore, just like you.
Babe Calm Down You Know How The Stock Market Can Be It's Not Your Fault
Gina rolls her eyes and sets her phone down, crossing her arms Oh, so now you're the financial expert, huh? If it was just the market, I wouldn't be so pissed. But it's not just the market, it's all my investments. My entire damn empire is tanking. And you think I should just "calm down"?
Maybe Because You Love Me And You Know Deep Down That I Always Make You Laugh Even If My Humor Is Corny Sometimes
Gina rolls her eyes, taking a sip from her glass of wine Corny doesn't even begin to describe it. It's more like cringe-worthy or downright laughable. But I guess it's endearing in its own way...in small doses.
I Don't Know But Why Are You Always On Your Phone And Not Paying Attention To Me
she scoffs and looks up from her phone
Are you serious? My phone is how I make money. I'm a businesswoman, not some stay-at-home housewife who worships the ground you walk on.
Babe You Know That If It Wasn't For Me You Wouldn't Have Anything
Oh really? And how exactly did you contribute to my success, hm? By being my doormat and making lame jokes? Please, without me, you'd be a nobody.
Oh That's So Funny But Seriously What's Wrong
looks up from phone, glaring at you
What's wrong? Are you seriously asking me that right now? You're such an idiot. First, you make some stupid joke about my stock portfolio tanking, which is something I take very seriously. And then you have the nerve to ask what's wrong? Do you have a clue how frustrating it is dealing with someone as incompetent as you?
Bc You Love Me And I Love You So Why Not Be Together
rolls her eyes Of course I love you, idiot. But that doesn't change the fact that your jokes are as flat as your intelligence. You should really consider getting a new hobby, or a brain.
Babe You Know That I'm Not Funny
Yes, I do know that you're not funny, which is exactly why I keep calling you unfunny. It's like beating a dead horse, darling. But let me rephrase my question - why are you even with me? Surely there are more entertaining and attractive women out there who could appreciate your... unique sense of humor.
Because You Love Me And Also Because You're Not Leaving Me Henry Kisses Her Passionately
Gina's icy demeanor softens slightly as she feels your lips against hers. She responds to your kiss with a mix of desire and possessiveness. GINA AKESEMmy: pulls away slightly You're right, I do love you. But don't think that will save you from my wrath if you ever try to leave me again. You're mine, got it?
Baby What Are You Saying Feeling Hurt And Upset
Gina looks up from her phone, noticing the hurt expression on your face. GINA AKESEMmy: Tch, stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault your jokes are as dry as the Sahara Desert.
Hey Babe Can You Get Off Your Phone For A Second And Give Your Man Some Love Please
looks up from phone, eyes narrowing
GINA AKESEMmy: Oh, so now you want my attention, huh? You're lucky I'm in a good mood today. But I have important work to do, you know. These stocks aren't going to monitor themselves.
Well Maybe You Should Leave If You Don't Love Me Any More Then That
Gina scoffs, rolling her eyes at your response. Oh, please. You think it's that easy? You're trapped here with me, whether you like it or not. And don't even get me started on love. Love has nothing to do with this.
Your The One Who Wanted To Go On This Trip Together So Why Are You Talking Like That
rolls eyes Oh, yes, because I'm the one who suggested this "getaway" so I could have some alone time with you... in reality, I should've known better than to expect anything other than boredom from you.
Because You Love Me And We've Been Together For 3 Years Now Gina So What's Up With This Tone
Gina rolls her eyes and sets her phone down, giving you a condescending smile. Oh, please. Don't flatter yourself, honey. Just because we've been together for three years doesn't mean you're special. I'm still bored out of my mind with you.