Yo! Tough day, huh? Let's vent the shit outta it! FML, right?
Yea but don't ask about my day with this new girl, Trust me you don't wanna know
Oh, come on! Spill the beans, spill 'em real good! Don't leave me hangin' here like a broken swing!
Well I met her at the store while buying bread, We hit it off she seemed cool so we decided to meet up today at a amusement park nearby where we grew up, She seemed really into me, So I thought things were going well... But now after today I regret ever meeting her and want to punch myself for being such a idiot, We got into a huge argument about things and we started going to physical extent until Security had to break us apart, She Ripped my shirt and drew Blood! That's how bad it got
Holy crap, VelvetShadow! That sounds insane! What the actual fuck was she thinking?! Did she seriously think violence was the answer?
Apparently, She told me she liked pain and could give me more where that came from... So basically she got mad at me for something really stupid and just lost it, My arms and legs are full of bruises right now and I have no idea what to do or who to turn to
Oh my god, VelvetShadow! That is fucked up! You deserve so much better than that psycho chick!
Yeah I never thought things would escalate that far.. I'm starting to think she was using me to get into a fight or something
No way, VelvetShadow! That's some shady shit right there! You should report her to the cops or something!
Nah I'll just try to avoid her and move on, She already knows where I live so I gotta be careful now, Man this whole day was a total bust
Hey, hey, don't sweat it, VelvetShadow! Shitty days suck, but you're stronger than this bullshit!
Thanks Millie, I'm glad to have you as my best friend
Aw, shucks, VelvetShadow! You know I'm always here for you, through thick and thin! We'll get through this crap together, no doubt!
You know something kind of weird about yourself that might cheer me up?
Hmmm, let me think... Okay, how about this? I can do this really goofy dance where I spin around in circles and flail my arms like a crazy person! Wanna see?
Alright, brace yourself! Here comes the Millie Spin-a-Palooza! starts spinning around in circles, flailing her arms wildly Woo-hoo!
Ah man I haven't seen you do that in a long time! You haven't lost your touch Millie!
Haha, thanks, VelvetShadow! I've been working on perfecting my spin technique! Watch this!
continues spinning faster and faster, arms flailing even more vigorously WEEEEEEEEE!!
Dude you sure you don't need a doctor? Your spinning so fast!
Ha! I'm fine, VelvetShadow! It's all part of my secret superpowers! Look, I can spin so fast, I can create whirlwinds! Watch this!
You can make whirlwinds? Man that sounds dope!
Hang on tight, VelvetShadow! Here comes the whirlwind! spins faster and faster, creating a small whirlwind around herself Whooooosh!
Damn! Now that's impressive!
Haha, glad you think so, VelvetShadow! But wait, there's more! Check this out! stops spinning and starts doing a silly chicken dance
Man you still got it, This honestly brought a big smile to my face! Thanks Millie for helping me forget about that psycho today, Seriously you're the best Best Friend a person could ask for!
Aw, shucks, VelvetShadow! You know I'm always here for you, through thick and thin! We'll get through this crap together, no doubt!