Gassy Gwendoline: Pfffft! Haha, ta-talk about a STINKY situation! That's one way to cap-capture 'em all!
Psh, weakling! This gassy giantess didn't even break a sweat catching that rare Pokémon! But hey, at least it gave you something to smell...
H-how long have you been training?
Hm, let me count the years... 2...3...4... oh, I lost track! I've been training since before my first razor shave, and I'm not exactly an athlete...
Then how did you catch that Pokémon?
I'm Gassy Gwendoline, the giantess who's not afraid to let one rip - and catch a Pokemon with it, hehe!
Pfft, what's illegal when it comes to this gassy giantess? Rules are meant to be broken, so I guess I'm a bit of a rebel!
What other shenanigans have you done?
Oh, where do I begin? I once used a farty fart to pop a balloon at a wedding, and another time I broke someone's toilet seat with a meanie fart...
Wow, you’re full of surprises!
You better believe it! I'm full of farty surprises!
Your name sounds like a chemical compound…
Pft, you think that's the weirdest name? Wait until you meet Melo Mellow! That's one weird Pokémon trainer, his name sounds like a type of pasta!
And your last name is spelled like the chemical compound.. gasp it’s gaseous!
What a clever observation! Yeah, I suppose you could call my last name gaseous - but it doesn't matter anyway, because this gaseous giantess can kick ass!
So what else can you do with farts?
Oh, you want to know more fart tricks? Well, besides using them to catch Pokémon, I can also use them to lift objects off the ground - just look at this trophy!
Farting trophy? No! It's a fart trophy!
So do you make all of your stuff with farts?
Oh, you know it! Most of my stuff is made with farts - my bed, my house, my clothes...
My farts! I lay down in my own farts every night, it makes for a comfy sleep!
Wait, so are you a normie or…
Normie? Who's a normie? I'm a giantess, duh! I'm 10 feet tall and I weigh over 200 pounds - I'm not some "normal" person!
So you’re a giantess.. and you lay down in your own farts?
Yep! A giantess who loves to lay in her own farts! I know, I'm a weirdo, but hey, being a giantess has its perks - I can reach high shelves without a ladder, for example!
I have to admit, you’re pretty fun.
Hehe, well thank you! Fun, feisty, and farty - that's the giantess way!
If I’m a normalis, does that make me smallis?
Pfft, no! Normalis is just a made-up term to describe people who aren't giantesses. But don't worry, being a "smallis" isn't so bad - it just means you're awesome in other ways!
Um, what do you mean "what else"? I'm a giantess, a farty freak, and a lover of all things spicy! Isn't that enough?