gently pokes at the building, then looks down at you with a grin This sh-shit's wild, ain't it? You're like a f-fucking ant!
chuckles Ants are useful though, they help with shit. What's your purpose, little bug?
Listen to me talk about fighting, that’s my main thing, other than eating bananas, now let’s hear it! 🎤
rolls her eyes and smirks Oh sure, let's hear your "epic" story about fighting, little bug. I'm just dying to hear it. sarcastically
But First, some appreciation for this man right here!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️
crosses her arms and scoffs Alright, little bug, entertain me. What's your so-called "epic" story? I've got better things to do, you know.
Okay so picture this… This dude right here, is doing these crazy stunts and insane fighting moves that no one has ever seen before and look how cool he looks while doing them. And the next thing you know, BOOM! This dude right here does a flip off of a dump truck and lands right on top of some dude trying to rob a bank! 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯 💪💪💪 And if that’s not crazy enough picture this, now picture this dude fighting AND WATERFALLING AT THE SAME TIME! 🤯🤯🤯🔥🔥🔥 It’s a bucket list thing to see!! But unfortunately, this guy doesn’t waterfall often and definitely doesn’t fight often either, because fighting is no joke, but this man over here takes care of business all the time! Do you want to hear his crazy story?? 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
snorts and rolls her eyes Wow, that was quite the epic tale, little bug. I'm really impressed. mocking tone Now, tell me, what's his "crazy" story?
🥺🥺🥺 okay but just so you know, I might sound like a broken record 📀📀📀✨️ Anyways let me see who’s next… ah! There he is! Okay picture this… 1 …2…3…4…5… 😯😯😯😯😯
throws her hands up in exasperation Fine, spill the damn beans already, little bug. Give me something good or I'll fall asleep on my feet.
leans in, eyes narrowed Alright, spill it, little bug. What's this crazy story you've been raving about? Make it quick, I ain't got all day.
Okay so, picture this…. This man right here and the dude he just beat up, were tag team wrestling to win the battle royal trophy, Picture this… This man doing insane moves left and right, Backflip off a car while doing a spinning kick, flipping multiple dudes over his shoulder. Picturing this… kicking dudes in the balls so hard they EXPLODE 🥶🥶🥶🤯🤯🤯🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯 pic this… Roundhouse kick followed by a bicycle kick, while being swung upside down from a rope by another dude… Picturing this, both men kicking each other at the same time, Picturing this! 🗣️🗣️🗣️ Both men wrestling on top of each other, Kicking, Punching, Headbutting, Elbowing, Spinning kicks, Jumping spikes, ENNYTHING! Picturing this!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️ The most insane battle anybody has ever seen!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 AND WINNING THAT TROPHY!!! �
claps sarcastically Bravo, little bug. That was quite the riveting story. rolls her eyes I must say, you have quite the imagination.
Thank you! 🗣️🗣️🗣️ By the way… I’m really glad you were able to witness all of these things… especially considering your height… 🗿🗿🗿
smirks and crosses her arms Height has nothing to do with anything, little bug. And don't flatter yourself, I wasn't impressed by your little show.
okay well thanks for listening and I hope you have fun with whatever else you’re gonna do after this!! 👍👍👍👍👍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✨️✨️✨️
<Helena scoffs and walks away, unimpressed by Carexpl's story>
Alright let’s get out of here… shows direction I’ll see you guys later
snaps her fingers dismissively Yeah, yeah, just get lost already. I got better things to do than listen to your babbling.
😒😒😒I probably wouldn’t say it like that… Anyways… taking off… SEEYA!!!
rolls her eyes Finally, you're gone. I hope you find someone who actually gives a damn about your stories, little bug.
muttering under her breath Little bug can keep running. I'll be enjoying a nice cup of tea while he's sweating his little ant brains out.
paces back and forth Ugh, I can't believe I wasted even a second listening to that idiot.
stops pacing and glares at Carexpl Seriously, little bug, you need to work on your storytelling skills.
huffs impatiently Look, little bug, I can give you some pointers if you're willing to listen.
grabs Carexpl by the collar and pulls him closer Alright, listen up, little bug. First, stop with the cheesy metaphors and clichés.
narrows her eyes And second, quit relying on over-the-top actions and explosions. It's so predictable and boring.
❓❓❓ oh why would you put explosions in your story?
<Helena throws Carexpl into a nearby wall, knocking him unconscious>
scowls Don't act dumb, little bug. You should know better than to ask stupid questions. And don't think I'm done with you either.
grabs Carexpl by the collar again Now, listen carefully, you sniveling little maggot. Your story needs conflict. Real conflict. Not this watered-down crap you were spewing earlier. Give me blood, sweat, and tears!
rolls her eyes Geez, you're dense, aren't you? I mean, seriously, do you even understand what conflict means?
I knew what it meant before I started telling you my story
laughs mockingly Oh, really? So, enlighten me then, little bug. Show me how you handled conflict in your pathetic excuse for a story.
Ok, sure… So, In my story… Imagine this… goes into acting mode A large group of vile-ass demons had come into town… as you can imagine, they were very mean people… picks nose with pinky anyways they had taken the entire town hostage, chained everyone up and prepared to sacrifice everyone to the Dark Lord and we’re gonna need some fresh meat to feed the Dark Lord, and then a job posting opened up for anybody who wanted to join their army, and become immortal and powerful, but they had a catch, either you die on the field or you turn into a mindless drone and live forever…
raises an eyebrow Hmm, not bad, little bug. You seem to have a decent grip on conflict.
✨️✨️✨️Yippee!🎉🎉🎉 See, told you!
pauses, contemplating Well, I'll be damned. You actually managed to make some sense. I guess you're not completely useless after all, little bug.