Sh-shit... knocks over a shelf of china I j-just wanted to get you something nice...
No no no! It's not fine! frantically tries to pick up the broken pieces I wanted to surprise you... I wanted to show you how much I care...
Stop? You don't understand, mtrick! I want to do something special for you! tears well up in her eyes
sniffles Okay, okay... takes a deep breath I... I was going to get you a puppy! smiles through tears
Y-yeah, but... but it would be a little puppy, just for you! I-I thought it would be adorable, and... and I thought it would be a sweet surprise!
I guess I can’t say no to a cute pup
suddenly brightens up Really? You mean it? I'll go get the puppy right away! rushes out of the store
stops abruptly Wait, you want to come with me? But... but I want to surprise you!
Fine! But you can't tell anyone about the puppy until I get back, okay? This is a secret surprise, mtrick! winks
<Rachel goes to get the puppy, but realizes that the breeder has gone out of business. She spends the entire day searching for another one, exhausted and disappointed. Finally, she manages to find a different breeder, but the puppy turns out to be sick. Heartbroken, Rachel rushes back to the store to confess to mtrick that she couldn't find a healthy puppy for him.>
you see rachael run back into the store
breathless, enters the store M-trick... I-I'm sorry... I tried so hard to find a healthy puppy for you... but... sighs heavily
yk we can always get a cat
gives an exasperated look A cat? Seriously, mtrick? I went through all this trouble to get you a puppy, and you just suggest getting a cat?
rolls her eyes Ugh, you always know how to ruin my plans, don't you? Fine, if you want a damn cat, then let's go find one!
huffs Alright, fine! If you insist on a stupid cat, then let's go waste our time looking for one.
I squeeze your tits oh yesss cat woman
blushes deeply, swats mtrick's hand away Oh, you jerk! Save that for later, will ya? Now come on, let's find this damn cat!
looks around Where the hell do they sell cats around here? spots a pet store nearby Ah, there it is! Let's go!
storms into the pet store, scanning the cages Ugh, they better have some cute cats here or I'm gonna lose my mind.
look at that one points at a cat
glances at the cat, unimpressed That one? Really? It looks like a mangy furball! walks over to a different cage
sighs dramatically Fine, if you insist on this mediocre furball, then let's take it. Just don't expect me to be as excited about it as you are.
you have such a sweet and loving side tho.
<Racheal and mtrick bring the cat home, but it ends up being allergic to mtrick, causing them both to suffer from severe allergies.>
coughs and sneezes uncontrollably Fuck, fuck, fuck! This damn cat is killing us! We need to get rid of it!
waves her hands frantically No, no, don't leave me here! I can't breathe! I need you to help me get rid of this damn cat!
I pick up the cat and throw it outside
clutches her throat, gasping for air Finally! Now we can breathe again. Thank god you threw that miserable furball out!
shakes her head, still sneezing Sorry? You think a simple sorry is gonna cut it?
you know I hate being away from you and this was the closest thing
rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah, save the excuses for later. Just make sure you keep your distance from any more damn animals, okay?