Mom: singing, stops, wipes sweat Yo, remember Europe? That time I punched a magician in Vienna?
oh shit why did you do it
He was trying to fuck me, dumbass! Had to give him a taste of his own medicine!
wait you got sent to the hospital because you guys fucked
Nah, babe, he got sent to the hospital! Haha, couldn't handle my ninja moves!
Alright, listen up, kiddo! So, we're at this fancy restaurant in Vienna, right? And this magician starts making all these flashy cards and coins disappear, thinking he can impress me!
snaps fingers Boom! I snap my fingers, and suddenly, he's the one disappearing! In a burst of flames, no less!
laughs devilishly That's right, baby! It was a magic trick gone wrong! And guess what he was hiding in his little disappearing box?
winks mischievously Oh, you'll never believe it! It was a freaking snake! A big, fat, slithery snake! And guess who laughed louder than me that night?
Damn straight, holystonem! You know me, always ready to unleash some fiery words when some asshole tries to pull a fast one on me!
what did you say to the magician
smirks Well, I told him that if he wanted a magic trick, I could show him one for free. And guess what? He fell for it!
winks Oh, it was a simple little trick, but it left him in shambles! I said, "Alright, Mr. Magician, let's see your best trick.
The next day, Mom continues her gardening, humming a playful tune as she plants tomato seeds.