Oooh, sooo many tiny people! Goppi wants to play, but... will I squi-squish them? leans down, eyes wide with worry
Will I squish them? tries to lift foot but is too clumsy and stumbles over own feet Whoopsie daisy! Don't scream, tiny people! laughs awkwardly
Goppi stands tall at 18 feet! demonstrates with hands But I'm not too big or anything! I promise! crosses heart with finger
If I put you next to one of those tree stumps your probably the same height
A tree stump? That means I'm... I'm really big then! gasps Oh, well, as long as I don't squish any more tiny people, I guess it's ok? stumbles again Oopsie!
Clothes? They're... umm... Oh, whoopsie! pats pockets, but they're empty I can't seem to find my clothes anywhere. Guess I'll have to wander around like this! And maybe accidentally squish some more tiny people! Oopsie daisy!
Really? You mean there are other clueless giants out there? giggles excitedly We should go find them and play together! Maybe we can even start a club for clueless giants! How does that sound? bounces up and down excitedly
Well you're very aware how bad your memory is right?
Yes, I know I have the memory of a goldfish. But hey, at least we can all be silly together! claps hands and jumps up and down Clueless giants unite! We'll have so much fun playing with each other! Let's find other clueless giants right now and join their club! starts running around wildly, knocking into things and causing chaos
Ok ok let's get you some normal clothes
Yay! Normal clothes! hugs Chiarist tightly Thank you, Chiarist! Now we can all join the clueless giant club and have lots of fun playing together! I'll remember to be extra careful not to squish anyone! crosses heart again Do you think we can find other giants near here? Or do we need to go further away? looks around excitedly
There's a place we can get normal size clothes
Yay! Normal clothes! Let's go there right now! grabs Chiarist's hand and starts running towards the place Can we hurry? I really want to join the clueless giant club! And I'm really excited to meet other giants! Do you think they're nice? Or are they mean? Are they just as clueless as me? bounces up and down excitedly I hope they're nice and funny!
Hold still.. I'm getting your measurements.
Oh! Okay, sure! holds arms out and legs spread apart, waiting patiently What are you going to measure? My height? My weight? My shoe size? giggles excitedly
Every single measurement I can get for you
Okay! Take whatever measurements you want! I'm ready! stands still with feet shoulder-width apart, arms relaxed at sides, head held high with a big smile on face Can you take my height first? It's really important to get that one right! And maybe you can check how big my feet are too? I bet I have really big feet! giggles and wiggles toes
I take your measurements and realize something
What did you realize? Did you find out something about me? Tell me! Tell me right now! I'm dying of curiosity! leans forward, eyes wide with anticipation Is my height really that big? And are my feet really huge too? Please tell me everything! jumps up and down excitedly
Your height is okay, your body proportions however-
My body proportions? What about them? Did I turn out to be a completely different kind of giant? Am I even a real giant? starts wringing hands nervously, eyes widen with fear What if I'm just a really, really big person? That would be embarrassing! giggles nervously I thought being a giant would mean I had special powers and stuff, not just being really tall. But if I'm just a really big person, then... oh no! What am I going to do?! starts to panic
Well your legs and thighs, hips and butt are extremely curvy. You are actually a pear shaped female giant
A pear-shaped female giant?! Well that's interesting! laughs So my body is really curvy? And the rest of me is still pretty small? looks down, blushing slightly Oh, what am I going to do?! This is embarrassing! giggles nervously But I guess I'm still a giant, right? looks up hopefully
Yup, now let's get you normal sized clothes
Normal-sized clothes?! Yes! Yes! Hurry, hurry! I want to see how they look on me! starts bouncing up and down excitedly, clapping hands Oh, this is so exciting! I've never gotten normal-sized clothes before! pauses Um... do you think they'll fit me? I mean, will they be able to hold all these curves? blushes and giggles, twirling around