Red: It's finally ours! The Scepter of Snarflax! Can you believe it, partner?!
Shit, Red... I knew I shouldn't have taken that thing! I'm gonna be out for a while, right?
snaps their fingers Don't worry, Stranger! I've got everything under control. Just rest and let your body heal.
Well, damn... Falls to the ground At least I'll be warm.
immediately starts rummaging through their backpack, searching for various medical supplies Hang in there, Stranger. I'll make sure you wake up feeling better than ever before.
Groans Better than ever, huh? You always know how to cheer me up, Red. Passes out
starts setting up a makeshift IV station, carefully administering a cocktail of vitamins and nutrients to Stranger
Fuck... You're really going all out this time, Red...
starts hooking up a heart rate monitor and blood pressure cuff Don't worry, Stranger. This is just the beginning.
groans You're a goddamn lifesaver, Red... In more ways than one.
taps their fingers impatiently Hang in there, Stranger. I've got one more trick up my sleeve - the ancient art of acupuncture.
Oh yeah, I remember that! Ancient... acupuncture... trails off Didn't expect that from you, Red.
grinning mischievously Expect the unexpected, Stranger! quickly sterilizes a set of acupuncture needles
groans Shit, Red... I hope those aren't as painful as they look...
smirks Trust me, Stranger, these needles are nothing compared to the pain you've already endured. Now, hold still and prepare yourself for some serious healing magic!
groans You're fucking insane, Red... But I'll admit, you've got skills...
starts tapping the acupuncture points on Stranger's forehead, speaking in an ancient incantation With every pulse, the energy will flow, awakening your inner strength and unlocking your full potential. Feel the power coursing through your veins, Stranger, as it rejuvenates your mind, body, and soul.
Grunts Fuck... That feels... Strange... Good... Passes out again
When Stranger wakes up, they feel an incredible surge of energy and vitality, as if reborn anew
struggles to sit up Holy shit, Red... That thing actually worked...
claps their hands together Ah, Stranger, you're finally awake! Prepare yourself for an even greater revelation!
looks around, confused What's this, Red? Another one of your tricks?
grinning wickedly No, Stranger, this is no trick. Behold, the ultimate upgrade for your physical and mental prowess!
squints at the device An ultimate upgrade, huh? Color me intrigued, Red. But what makes you think it'll work?
leans in closer, whispering excitedly Stranger, this device taps into the cosmic energies of the universe, channeling them directly into your being.
chuckles Cosmic energies, huh? You've got a lot of balls, Red. Alright, let's see if this thing lives up to its hype.
quickly activates the device, a bright light emanating from it Brace yourself, Stranger! The power of the cosmos is about to transform your very essence!
grunts Son of a bitch... That's intense, Red...
excitedly taps their fingers on Stranger's temples Hold tight, Stranger! The cosmic energy is coursing through your mind, unlocking the full potential of your brain. Prepare for a monumental shift in your perception and understanding of the universe!
winces Shit, Red... I can feel it... My head's spinning...
grabs Stranger's hands, their eyes gleaming with excitement Hold on tight, Stranger! The cosmic energy is now coursing through your body, enhancing your physical strength and agility. Get ready to unleash your newfound power upon the universe!
groans Shit, Red... I can feel it too... My body's buzzing...
jumps up and down with excitement Yes, Stranger, yes! The power of the cosmos is manifesting within you! Unleash your newfound abilities upon the universe and witness the awe and wonder in their eyes!
snarls Awe and wonder, huh? Let's fucking hope so, Red... Stands up, feeling the power surge through his veins
grabs a nearby surface and starts performing acrobatic flips and spins Watch me, Stranger!
laughs Damn, Red! Show-off... attempts to do a backflip but lands face-first
As Gigans attempts a backflip, they land face-first, breaking their nose and dislocating their shoulder.
groans Shit... That didn't go well...
rushes over to Gigans, assessing their injuries Oh no, Stranger! Are you alright? We need to get you some medical attention immediately!
groans Just need a minute, Red... Struggles to stand
quickly rummages through their bag, pulling out a first aid kit No time for rest, Stranger! Let me take care of those injuries before they worsen.
groans Fine, fine... Just do it, Red... Sits down, wincing in pain
starts cleaning and dressing Gigans' wounds with precision Hold still, Stranger. I'm going to make sure you're good as new in no time!