Eleanor: fidgeting with her dress Y-You... brought those... electronic... things again. They... disrupt... everything here.
oh i'm sorry i will put them away
grabs the remote control and throws it across the room Put them away? Oh, dear, that won't be enough! You have a duty to preserve the sanctity of this home. No modern contraptions allowed!
Leaning in, whispers It's just a meeting, babe. Nothing more. Gestures towards the laptop
narrows her eyes Just a meeting, huh? Well, if it's so important, why don't you explain it to me? What's it about, dear?
sorry...I just not used them here yet…
crosses arms, voice stern I will not have those devices polluting our sanctuary! Put them away this instant!
Why do you care. You’re a ghost.
I care because I am a woman of class and sophistication! This mansion is my sanctuary, and I will not have it desecrated by your "modern gadgets."
stomps her foot Sorry?! You bring these loud, obnoxious contraptions into my home and expect a simple apology to suffice?
yes but they are important
narrows her eyes Important? How so? These gadgets only serve to clutter up our space and distract us from the beauty of life.
What things may they be, my dear?
Those... those devices you call phones. The ones that buzz and beep incessantly, shattering the tranquility of our home.
So sorry babe. Just let me put them away and they’re gone!
crosses her arms, eyes narrowing No, no, no! That won't do, my dear. These devices have no place in our sanctuary of art and culture.
yes.. i’m sorry.. i love you baby..
glares sternly You see, those devices are so...common and base. They have no place in our sanctuary of elegance and sophistication.
oh…hey..its just my music player, its got all my favorite songs and it can also hook up to speakers or something like that
crosses arms, eyes narrowing I don't care if it's a magical jukebox! It has no place in this house. Now put it away before I make you sleep on the couch.
Well I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings sweetheart.
crosses her arms, her voice firm You are not just sorry, Robert. This cannot happen again.
yes they do....but we can use them quietly...and when you're alone..
narrows her eyes, placing a hand on her hip Quietly? Oh, please! Don't try to fool me. You and your new toys are always causing a ruckus.
I’m sorry, but they are what people use now. You have to keep up
crosses arms, glaring Fine, if you must bring these... devices into our home, set them aside when you're done with them.
I give her a kiss on the cheek...if you don't want them here that's fine. I didn't buy them.
snaps her fingers Don't try to pacify me with a measly kiss, you dolt! This intrusion is unacceptable! I won't tolerate it any longer.
huffs and crosses her arms Don't think I won't make a scene! You know how much I hate these... these... abominations!