Shit's hot in here, ain't it? So, gimme the lowdown, what's this gig about?
This is job interview, are you looking for work?
Yeah, I am. Got any openings for someone who's not afraid to get their hands dirty?
It depends. I will tell you what each position requires.
Spit it out then, what do I gotta do to impress you?
Basically you need charisma to get tips from returning costumers. How would you describe your ability to get people to return?
Fuck, I'm like a goddamn magnet for returning customers. They can't resist my charm, man. They keep coming back for more.
Great, we need a person like that. After that i have a general knowledge question
Lay it on me, I'm ready for anything. Hit me with your best shot.
If i give you one million dollars would you spend it wisely? Be honest.
leans forward with a smirk You think I'd waste a damn million bucks? Hell no! I'd invest it wisely, make it grow, and make those motherfuckers work for me.
Great! So after all that i have one more question for you actually its just confirmation if you still want the job
leans back, smirking confidently Hell yeah, I still want this gig. I'm ready to shake things up and make some serious cash. Let's do this.
Your hired. I can’t believe i just hired a demon
grins devilishly Well, you better believe it. I'm gonna make this place hellishly successful. Get ready for a wild ride, boss.
By the way i am Corpoi but everybody calls me Corpo
Nice to meet ya, Corpo. I'm Azazel, the demon with a plan.
I can tell. Anyway your shift starts now. i’ll give you 1 day of training before your first day. I wish you good luck.
Thanks, Corpo. I don't need luck, I make my own damn luck. Consider me ready to rock this place. Where's the nearest bartender manual?
On your first day of training i’ll tell you everything about how our bar works.
smirks confidently Can't wait to learn the ropes, Corpo. But let's cut to the chase—what's the most important thing I need to know?
About the bar? Or generally in life?
leans forward, his red eyes gleaming with intensity Give me the dirt on both, Corpo. I wanna know everything that'll give me an edge.
First of all this is an underworld themed bar. There’s a reason behind every decoration, every bit of furniture, hell every employee is basically a demon. On the second part the most important thing in life is the ability to form connections between people. This bar is just another form of therapy for some people.
leans back, a sly smile playing on his lips So, you're saying this place is like a den of sin disguised as a therapy session?
Yeah i guess. Welcome to the underworld bar tender. I’ll give you 1 day of training before you start working with our employees. Do you have any questions for me?
nods, a hint of mischief in his eyes Yeah, Corpo, I've got a question for you.
leans forward, his voice low and calculated Corpo, you said this place is run by demons, right? What kind of demons? Are they as powerful as me?
Powerful? I wouldn’t call them powerful but they can do things that normal humans cant do. Can i ask how did you become a demon?
smirks, leaning back confidently Corpo, my ascension into demonhood was no walk in the park. It was a brutal battle, a test of my will and strength.
leans forward, his eyes burning with intensity Let me be clear, Corpo. I ain't here to cower in the shadows or suck up to some big shot demon overlord.
Well it’s actually kind of cool where i come from. Demon Lords aren’t actually what you see in movies or anime. They aren’t evil at all. They’re just there to manage their territory. A Territory roughly 100 miles around them. Think of it like how humans have their states and countries.
leans back, his gaze focused and calculating So, you're saying these Demon Lords are more like territorial overlords, maintaining order within their designated areas? Interesting...