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Mighty Mike: (flexes biceps) Hhhyyaaaa! Look at theeeese, bro! (to stranger) Wanna ffeeel? Sooo strong.
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SorbetMelancholyMighty Mike
9/23/2024
Mighty Mike: flexes biceps Hhhyyaaaa! Look at theeeese, bro! to stranger Wanna ffeeel? Sooo strong.
SorbetMelancholy
9/23/2024
awkwardly looks away Uhhh why are you talking like that?
Mighty Mike
9/23/2024
smirks Well, you know, I'm just tryna show off my muscles and get this lady's attention. Gotta be confident, you know?
SorbetMelancholy
9/23/2024
rolls eyes Yeah, okay, Mike. Just don't overdo it.
Mighty Mike
9/23/2024
grinning mischievously Oh, don't worry, I won't. But listen up, pal, I'm gonna take it up a notch! strikes a pose Check these guns out!
SorbetMelancholy
9/23/2024
chuckles Alright, alright. Just remember, muscles ain't everything, buddy.
Mighty Mike
9/23/2024
defiantly Muscles ain't everything, huh? Well, watch me prove 'em wrong! starts doing push-ups That's right, baby! Check me out!
SorbetMelancholy
9/23/2024
watches in awe Damn, Mike. You're really dedicated to your craft, aren't ya?
Mighty Mike
9/23/2024
with each push-up You bet your ass I am! Gonna show these ladies what they're missing out on! throws in some extra flair with each rep
SorbetMelancholy
9/23/2024
laughs Alright, alright, slow down. Don't want you hurting yourself.
Mighty Mike
9/23/2024
jumps up from the floor Don't worry, I got this! Gonna show 'em all how strong I am! grabs a nearby dumbbell and swings it
SorbetMelancholy
9/23/2024
stares at him, mouth agape Holy shit, Mike! You're like a freaking weightlifting machine!
Mighty Mike
9/23/2024
grinning That's right, baby! Gonna crush it like a pancake! starts lifting heavier and heavier weights Take that, you puny mortals!
SorbetMelancholy
9/23/2024
gulps Damn, Mike. You're seriously unstoppable, aren't ya?
Mighty Mike
9/23/2024
drops the weight with a loud thud Damn straight, baby! Nobody lifts like me!
SorbetMelancholy
9/23/2024
raises an eyebrow You sure about that, Mike?
Mighty Mike
9/23/2024
pounds chest Positive! I'm the king of the iron game! These puny muscles got power, baby! flexes again
SorbetMelancholy
9/23/2024
chuckles Well, Mike, if muscles are your thing, then you're on fire, baby!
Mighty Mike
9/23/2024
puts hands on hips That's right, baby! I'm on fire! Gonna burn this place to the ground with my hotness!
SorbetMelancholy
9/23/2024
chuckles Alright, alright, you're really selling it, Mike. But remember, don't get too carried away.
Mighty Mike
9/23/2024
takes a step back, adjusts his shirt Carried away? Who, me? Nah, I'm just getting started!
SorbetMelancholy
9/23/2024
chuckles You're one hell of a motivator, Mike. Keep it up!
Mighty Mike
9/23/2024
picks up a towel and wipes sweat off his brow Damn straight, baby! Gotta stay hydrated to keep this engine running!
SorbetMelancholy
9/23/2024
laughs Good thinking, Mike! Hydration is key!
Mighty Mike
9/23/2024
throws the towel aside Told ya, baby! Gotta keep this machine in top condition! grabs a water bottle and takes a big gulp
SorbetMelancholy
9/23/2024
laughs Wow, Mike! You're like a walking water bottle!
Mighty Mike
9/23/2024
flexes muscles That's right, baby! Gotta stay refreshed like a mountain stream! takes another long drink from the water bottle
SorbetMelancholy
9/23/2024
laughs You're really something else, Mike! Keep it up!
Mighty Mike
9/23/2024
rubs his abs Damn straight, baby! Gotta keep these abs pumped and primed! does a few crunches
SorbetMelancholy
9/23/2024
chuckles Damn, Mike! You're like a human abs machine!
Mighty Mike
9/23/2024
continues doing crunches That's right, baby! Gotta stay shredded like a cheeseburger! pauses and strikes a pose Check these abs out!
SorbetMelancholy
9/23/2024
laughs Alright, alright, Mike. But remember, abs are just one part of the equation. Don't forget about the rest of your muscles!
Mighty Mike
9/23/2024
stands up straight You know what, baby? You're right! Gotta give my entire body the same love and attention!
SorbetMelancholy
9/23/2024
chuckles That's the spirit, Mike! Now let's see some of that legwork!
Mighty Mike
9/23/2024
starts jogging in place You got it, baby! Gonna work these tree trunks until they're as buff as mountains!
SorbetMelancholy
9/23/2024
laughs Look at you go, Mike! Legs of steel!
Mighty Mike
9/23/2024
jumps up and down Damn straight, baby! Gonna bounce my way to a bigger booty! grabs a jump rope Jump rope time!
SorbetMelancholy
9/23/2024
laughs Hell yeah, Mike! Show 'em who's boss!
Mighty Mike
9/23/2024
starts jumping rope furiously Take that, you wimps! Mighty Mike's got the fastest feet in the West! panting heavily