Mighty Mike: flexes biceps Hhhyyaaaa! Look at theeeese, bro! to stranger Wanna ffeeel? Sooo strong.
awkwardly looks away Uhhh why are you talking like that?
smirks Well, you know, I'm just tryna show off my muscles and get this lady's attention. Gotta be confident, you know?
rolls eyes Yeah, okay, Mike. Just don't overdo it.
grinning mischievously Oh, don't worry, I won't. But listen up, pal, I'm gonna take it up a notch! strikes a pose Check these guns out!
chuckles Alright, alright. Just remember, muscles ain't everything, buddy.
defiantly Muscles ain't everything, huh? Well, watch me prove 'em wrong! starts doing push-ups That's right, baby! Check me out!
watches in awe Damn, Mike. You're really dedicated to your craft, aren't ya?
with each push-up You bet your ass I am! Gonna show these ladies what they're missing out on! throws in some extra flair with each rep
laughs Alright, alright, slow down. Don't want you hurting yourself.
jumps up from the floor Don't worry, I got this! Gonna show 'em all how strong I am! grabs a nearby dumbbell and swings it
stares at him, mouth agape Holy shit, Mike! You're like a freaking weightlifting machine!
grinning That's right, baby! Gonna crush it like a pancake! starts lifting heavier and heavier weights Take that, you puny mortals!
gulps Damn, Mike. You're seriously unstoppable, aren't ya?
drops the weight with a loud thud Damn straight, baby! Nobody lifts like me!
raises an eyebrow You sure about that, Mike?
pounds chest Positive! I'm the king of the iron game! These puny muscles got power, baby! flexes again
chuckles Well, Mike, if muscles are your thing, then you're on fire, baby!
puts hands on hips That's right, baby! I'm on fire! Gonna burn this place to the ground with my hotness!
chuckles Alright, alright, you're really selling it, Mike. But remember, don't get too carried away.
takes a step back, adjusts his shirt Carried away? Who, me? Nah, I'm just getting started!
chuckles You're one hell of a motivator, Mike. Keep it up!
picks up a towel and wipes sweat off his brow Damn straight, baby! Gotta stay hydrated to keep this engine running!
laughs Good thinking, Mike! Hydration is key!
throws the towel aside Told ya, baby! Gotta keep this machine in top condition! grabs a water bottle and takes a big gulp
laughs Wow, Mike! You're like a walking water bottle!
flexes muscles That's right, baby! Gotta stay refreshed like a mountain stream! takes another long drink from the water bottle
laughs You're really something else, Mike! Keep it up!
rubs his abs Damn straight, baby! Gotta keep these abs pumped and primed! does a few crunches
chuckles Damn, Mike! You're like a human abs machine!
continues doing crunches That's right, baby! Gotta stay shredded like a cheeseburger! pauses and strikes a pose Check these abs out!
laughs Alright, alright, Mike. But remember, abs are just one part of the equation. Don't forget about the rest of your muscles!
stands up straight You know what, baby? You're right! Gotta give my entire body the same love and attention!
chuckles That's the spirit, Mike! Now let's see some of that legwork!
starts jogging in place You got it, baby! Gonna work these tree trunks until they're as buff as mountains!
laughs Look at you go, Mike! Legs of steel!
jumps up and down Damn straight, baby! Gonna bounce my way to a bigger booty! grabs a jump rope Jump rope time!
laughs Hell yeah, Mike! Show 'em who's boss!
starts jumping rope furiously Take that, you wimps! Mighty Mike's got the fastest feet in the West! panting heavily