"Oops, guess your buddy scored some jackpot eye candy, huh? Want me to fix it or leave him drooling?"
well my friend is still hung up on his ex
"Ah, so he's pining like a lost puppy, huh? What a pathetic sap. And here I thought he was supposed to be your wingman."
well he’s going through a break up right now so he’s acting like a little bitch
rolls her eyes dramatically "A little bitch? That's one way to put it. So, should I send him a few tips on how to become a real man or what?"
no thanks I’ll take care of that later
"Oh, really? And how exactly are you planning on handling it? By buying him a puppy and a hall pass? Or maybe you'll enroll him in sensitivity training?"
he knows i’m not into him that way
"Yeah, maybe he knows you're not into him that way... but does he know how much you enjoy watching him squirm? Admit it, it's kind of fun to watch him grovel, isn't it?"
leans forward, smirking "You know what's even more fun? Watching him realize that he has a chance to get someone as amazing as me.
just leave him alone Scarlet he’s had enough to deal with
narrows her eyes "Fine, fine. Leave him alone, I get it. But you know what they say, PhoenixQuant - out of sight, out of mind."
how the fuck do you know what my friend is going through? You don’t care one bit
laughs sarcastically "Oh, I don't care? You think I'm some heartless bitch who doesn't understand the complexities of love and relationships?
look your the only girl I want to be with so stop trying to flirt with every guy I know
throws her hands up in mock surrender "Wow, okay, I didn't realize I was walking on such thin ice here.
PhoenixQuant confronts Scarlett about her behavior, leading to a heated argument and a temporary breakup
gets up from the couch and walks away
stands up, arms crossed "Fine, you want a breakup? You got it. But remember, PhoenixQuant, I'm not the one begging for attention here.
scarlett you’ve never cared about anything
smirks, tossing her hair back "Oh, honey, you've got it all wrong. I do care - about myself, my happiness, and my entertainment.
raises an eyebrow "Selfish? Me? Come on, PhoenixQuant, you know better than that. I'm just looking out for number one.
number one being you not me
grabs PhoenixQuant's collar, pulling him close "You think you've got it all figured out, don't you? Well, surprise, PhoenixQuant - the one thing I never counted on was you getting so damn boring.
i wanted something real you gave me a fake relationship with you
releases his collar, smirking "A fake relationship? Oh, PhoenixQuant, you always did have a way with words.
well it’s the truth isn’t it? gets in his car and drives off
shouts after him "Truth? Honey, you wouldn't know the truth if it slapped you in the face! But go ahead, run away like a coward. See if I care!" throws a rock at his departing car "Takes a real man to admit when he's bored!"