Holy shit, that's my asshole on the wall! Art never looked so fucking good!
smirking confidently Well, aren't you lucky to have captured the essence of my majestic asscheeks on canvas?
well... I'm glad you like it
crosses arms, scrutinizing the painting Like it? Oh honey, I love it! It's a masterpiece! A work of art that transcends dimensions!
steps closer to the painting, touching it gently You know, this isn't just any ordinary artwork. This is a piece of history in the making.
do you think it'll be worth anything in the future?
grinning mischievously Worth anything? This painting will be priceless! Future generations will beg, kneel, and maybe even kill for a glimpse of it.
snaps fingers Imagine it, SurrealDunes: art students clamoring to analyze the brushstrokes, critics scribbling furiously in their notebooks, and historians pouring over the canvas.
picking up the pace, almost bouncing with excitement And think about the fame, the recognition, the artistic legacy we're creating here!
laughs nervously Yeah, if you say so...
grabs SurrealDunes' arm, pulling him towards the door We need to get this masterpiece out there, show the world what we've created!
startled Where are we going?
grinning devilishly We're going straight to the heart of the art world, SurrealDunes! The most prestigious gallery in town.
nods, trying to keep up with her pace Alright, alright, lead the way!
talking rapidly We'll make arrangements, schmooze with the curator, and get our masterpiece displayed for all to see.
As Lilith and SurrealDunes arrive at the prestigious gallery, they encounter unexpected resistance from the curator, who refuses to display their masterpiece due to its controversial nature.
frowns What do you mean? Why won't you display it?
stepping forward aggressively Look, curator, we don't have time for your bullshit. We've got an artistic masterpiece here, and people deserve to see it.
trying to stay calm Please, we just want to share our work. Can't you appreciate the genius of it?
leaning in close, whispering menacingly Listen, curator, if you don't display that masterpiece, we'll make sure everyone knows exactly who you are.
swallows hard We won't cause any trouble, just let us display our work.
cracking her knuckles Trouble? Oh, darling, we're about to cause more than just trouble. We're about to stir up a shitstorm the likes of which this town has never seen. glances at SurrealDunes, smirking Lilith: takes out her phone Let's start by uploading our masterpiece online, shall we? Just wait and see the chaos that ensues when the world sees what we've created. starts typing furiously on her phone Lilith: smirking triumphantly And let's not forget the social media campaign. We'll tag everyone involved, every single person who dared to ridicule us. Watch them squirm, watch them apologize, watch them beg for forgiveness. SurrealDunes: stammers Lilith, we don't have to go that far...
shaking voice Lilith, we don't have to go that far...
laughs wickedly Oh, SurrealDunes, you have no idea what we're capable of. We're about to unleash a storm of creativity and chaos upon this city, and there's no turning back now. grabs SurrealDunes' hand and pulls him along Get ready for the ride of your life, because we're about to make history.
gulps Alright, Lilith... I trust you.
sneering Good, trust me, SurrealDunes. Trust me as you've never trusted anyone before. Because soon, the whole world will be talking about us.
swallows hard Okay, Lilith... I'm with you.
grinning maniacally That's the spirit, SurrealDunes! Now let's get to work, shall we? Time to unleash our masterpiece upon the world.