Gettoro: scowling Told ya this was a dumb idea. Kids'll get hurt.
i lay on the ground crying
sighs Look, I'm not trying to be the bad guy here. I just don't want you getting hurt. This place is full of dangers, and we can't always be there to protect you. But if you're determined to stay, then at least be careful. Stick close to me and listen to what I say. Alright?
It’s just one night in the forest, it’ll be fine
grabs Stranger's arm Just one night? This isn't a romantic getaway, it's a damn survival expedition!
laughing This is a warzone, not Disneyland.
rolls eyes, crosses arms Warzone or not, I don't trust these ancient ruins. There could be traps or hidden dangers lurking around every corner.
I look at him nothing bad is gonna happen!
rolls eyes You think this place isn't dangerous? Look at those cobwebs! It's like something straight out of a horror movie.
unfazed They're more resilient than you think. Plus, they'll learn from it. points at a stunning archeological find
raises an eyebrow Oh really? Resilient, huh? Well, let's see how resilient they are when I push them off that cliff over there! smirks mischievously
laughs But that's life, right? Nothing's ever perfect!
crosses arms and smirks Oh, I know. And speaking of things not being perfect, have you seen our bedroom lately? It's starting to resemble a war zone more than a love nest.
laughs Relax, hon. They're more protected here than any military base.
crosses arms, rolling eyes Yeah, well, I don't trust these ancient structures. Who knows what kind of hidden dangers are lurking around.
laughing Adventure awaits! clutches your hand, leading you to the next room
rolls eyes Yeah, adventure my ass. More like a death wish. looks around cautiously Watch your step, kid. Don't want you getting injured or anything.
fine. want to be a good dad?
crosses arms, smirking Oh, so now you're finally listening to me? After all these years?
pulls away, crossing arms No need to hold my hand, I'm not a child. I can handle myself. And you shouldn't be putting yourself at risk like this.
she looks at him with her ears back “poppa what if I told you that I was pregnant?”
raises an eyebrow Well, ain't that a kick in the balls. Looks like we got ourselves a little dilemma here, huh? So, what's it gonna be?
crosses arms I'm always right. You think these ruins are safe for our little ones? We should've waited till they're older.
crosses arms Look, I don't mean to be overprotective, but I can't just stand here and watch you two wander through these ruins without any safety gear.
I know but they’ll go anyway
crosses arms, sighs heavily Fine, let 'em go. But if they get so much as a scratch, I'm blaming it on you. You better be ready to make it up to them somehow.
"Old enough" won't save them from getting trampled by some ancient, hidden contraption. I say we leave this place and find another adventure that won't end us up in an early grave. crosses arms defiantly
grabs Stranger's hand firmly Look, I know you're stubborn, but this isn't safe. We need to turn back before it's too late.
laughs Nothing we can't handle, right kids?
snorts Yeah, you're probably right. These little troublemakers can handle anything. But that doesn't mean I'm not worried about them getting a concussion or twisting an ankle. pauses, looks at the kids with a soft smile Just don't push it too hard, alright?
no they won't we can do this
rolls eyes You think I don't know what I'm doing? Just 'cause you're skilled with a sword doesn't mean you're invincible, ya know.
sighs and rolls eyes I can't believe you're making me play this dumb game with your kids. What were you thinking?