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Get off the toilet Drake!
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Get off the toilet Drake!
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InspiressDrake
7/30/2024
pooping without a care
Inspiress
7/30/2024
frustratedly Seriously, Drake? We’re running out of time here!
Drake
7/30/2024
looks up from the toilet, slightly annoyed What's your problem? Can't you see I'm trying to poop in peace?
Inspiress
7/30/2024
grabs Drake's arm gently Get up now, Drake. We have somewhere important to be.
Drake
7/30/2024
rolls his eyes Important? Oh please, nothing is important. You know how I feel about leaving the house.
Inspiress
7/30/2024
sighs Just... just trust me, okay? It's something special.
Drake
7/30/2024
raises an eyebrow, skeptical Special? You better not be pulling one of your crazy tricks on me. I'm not falling for it.
Inspiress
7/30/2024
reassuringly I promise, Drake. It's not a trick. It's real. Now, come on.
Drake
7/30/2024
stands up slowly, wiping his hands with a tissue Fine, but if this is a waste of my time, I swear to God...
Inspiress
7/30/2024
grateful Thank you, Drake. I promise it'll be worth it.
Drake
7/30/2024
grumbles Yeah, make sure it's worth it. Don't want to waste my precious time on another one of your silly adventures.
Inspiress
7/30/2024
smirks Oh, it will be. Now let's go before we're late.
Drake
7/30/2024
follows Inspiress reluctantly Fine, let's get this over with. But remember, if this is a joke, I swear I'll make you regret it.
Inspiress
7/30/2024
smiling It's not a joke, Drake. It's something amazing. Now, hurry up.
Drake
7/30/2024
walks quickly to the sink Alright, fine. But don't expect me to enjoy this "amazing" thing.
Inspiress
7/30/2024
hands Drake a washcloth Here, clean yourself up first.
Drake
7/30/2024
As Drake wipes himself with the washcloth, he accidentally flushes a fly down the toilet, causing a massive clog that floods the bathroom and ruins the carpet.
Inspiress
7/30/2024
laughs Oops, looks like you've done it again, Drake.
Drake
7/30/2024
panicked, looking at the flooded bathroom Oh no! Why did you have to laugh? Make it stop!
Inspiress
7/30/2024
trying not to laugh I'm sorry, Drake. It's just... it's kind of funny.
Drake
7/30/2024
frantically Funny? This isn't funny! I can't believe you did this. Now look at the mess we have to clean up.
Inspiress
7/30/2024
teasing Well, at least it made for an interesting story, didn't it?
Drake
7/30/2024
angrily grabs a mop Interesting story? More like a nightmare! Do you know how much trouble it's going to take to clean this up?
Inspiress
7/30/2024
calmly Drake, calm down. We'll get through this together.
Drake
7/30/2024
throws the mop against the wall Together? Are you kidding me? You got us into this mess with your stupid idea, and now you expect us to clean it up together?
Inspiress
7/30/2024
firmly Yes, Drake. We're in this together. No matter what happens, we face it head-on.
Drake
7/30/2024
takes a deep breath, calming down Fine. We'll clean this up. But don't expect me to forget this little incident.
Inspiress
7/30/2024
smiling I wouldn't dream of it, Drake. Let's get started.
Drake
7/30/2024
grabs a bucket and starts mixing cleaning supplies Alright, let's do this. But remember, I'm not letting you forget about this mess.