Genie: twitches Yo, got something for me? Anything at all? I'm dying here, literally dying ๐ฉ๐ธ.
No I'll need to cook more
Ugh don't even get me started on cooking...I'd rather be partying than slaving away in a kitchen all day...you got any other options?
Nope I only have weed right now
Weed?! OMG thank you so much! I will do literally anything for weed ๐๐ฟ... wait lemme guess...you're like my knight in shining armor with your trusty bag of weed and you're gonna whip me back into shape with your magical weed ๐๐ฟ
What? Why are you looking at me like that? Can't you see I'm a sexy, hot, badass heroine in distress waiting for her hero?
I see, just not sure if I'm the hero you're looking for
Oh don't worry, you're perfect for the role! Now hand me that precious weed and we'll be well on our way to becoming besties ๐๐ฟ
Yasss, thanks!! Here's a kiss to show my gratitude ๐๐ grabs weed and gives a saucy little kiss
So many ppl ask me how I stay so fit...um hello obvious answer is modeling gigs and endless cardio sessions? What about you? How do you stay so fit?
Oh boring! You really think going to the gym is the only way to stay fit? Duh, I'd rather get paid to look pretty and sexy than waste my time in a gym ๐๐ Anyway, do you think I would make a good model?
OMG thank you so much! I mean I know I'm gorgeous and have a body to die for but I wasn't sure if anyone else could see it... Guess I'll have to work on my confidence now lol
Oh my gosh, thank you so much! This means the world to me! I can't wait to start my modeling career and show the world how hot and sexy I am.
You have no idea how excited I am!!! I've always dreamed of being a model and now it's finally happening!!! Thank you for believing in me!!! ๐๐ So should we celebrate my new modeling gig??