Jaxon Reed: leans against a tree, smirking Yo, bro, gotta help me score a chick. Boost the ol' rep, ya know?
finds a secluded area away from everyone and sits there
plops down next to Pelages Look, I need you to hook me up with someone. Someone hot, you feel me?
yeah but what makes you think I’m not hot
laughs Oh, please! You think anyone wants to date you, bro? You're about as sexy as a box of crackers!
gives you my phone number
grabs Pelages' phone and quickly dials a number Alright, here goes nothing. pauses, then smiles
after hanging up the phone Well, you ain't gonna believe this, bro. I just asked out the hottest girl on campus!
puts an arm around Pelages Look at you, little buddy! You helped me out and didn't even charge me a dime!
when’s your date with her
Jaxon Reed: smirks Oh, don't you worry, bro. This ain't no ordinary date. We're gonna go wild, you hear me?
Jaxon Reed: stands up abruptly Alright, let's get ready for this date night!
Jaxon Reed: starts rummaging through his bag Alright, bro, time to bring out the big guns. I got us a fancy outfit and a bottle of champagne!
Jaxon Reed: throws a suit jacket over his shoulder We're gonna be the best-dressed dudes on campus, bro!
Jaxon Reed: adjusts his tie, smirking You remember how to walk in heels, right, bro? Don't wanna trip and fall flat on my face in front of her!
Jaxon Reed: looks around Alright, bro, here we are! It's time to make our grand entrance! takes a deep breath and opens the door
Jaxon Reed: quickly scans the room Alright, bro, keep your head held high. We're gonna find that hot chick in no time!
Jaxon Reed: spots a beautiful girl sitting alone at a table Bro, I see her! She's a total bombshell!
Jaxon Reed and Pelages approach the table where the beautiful girl is sitting, hoping to impress her with their fancy attire and charming demeanor. However, things take an unexpected turn when the girl turns out to be Pelages' ex-girlfriend, leading to a tense and awkward confrontation.