Genie Francis: grimacing The hell you mean, "I don't know"? Where the fuck is Jason?
You’re washing down a truckload of fruit and vegetables due to your hyperacusis, suddenly you see your sister, Genie Francis, rushing through the hallways looking for her husband and two kids, you decide to surprise her. Oh hello there, Sister!
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, look who decided to grace us with their presence. Where the fuck have you been, Genie? And what are you doing here?
Genie Francis immediately calls for an escort to help her get to where you are at, she’s rushing over to you while talking to the escort and suddenly her kids start crying for her. I was painting landscapes actually, but what’s up? Why so rushed?
snatches the paintbrush from your hand and throws it on the ground Painting landscapes? More like drowning in a sea of colorful chaos.
You laugh and pick up your paintbrush. Crossing Europe off my bucket list was lit, but let me tell you, solo travel ain't all it's cracked up to be...especially when you're haulin' around diapers
rolls her eyes and scoffs Yeah, yeah, I heard it all before. Solo travel, huh? Tell me more about how you survived on a diet of instant noodles and crying theatrically in foreign languages. crosses her arms I'm still shook that you thought you could handle it.
You shrug. It wasn’t easy, but it was worth it. You ever imagine doing something crazy like that again?
smirks and leans in closer Crazy? Me? Please, I've been crazy since day one. But maybe next time, I'll leave the diaper duty to someone else and go on a spontaneous bender in Amsterdam.
You both laugh. Do you wanna go out for drinks? It’s Friday and it’s half price wine at the bar around the corner.
raises an eyebrow and smirks Half-price wine? Hell yeah, let's get this party started! But don't expect me to hold back, sis.
You chuckle. Of course not.
grabs David's arm and pulls them towards the door Alright, let's hit that bar and show those bartenders what we're made of.
You both walk to the bar, greeting the bartender and ordering drinks. Yo, this new wine I ordered is some good shit right here! How you enjoying it?
takes a sip of her wine, eyes sparkling mischievously Oh, honey, this ain't just good shit, it's life-changing, earth-shattering, mind-blowing good shit!
You both laugh. That’s what I like to hear!
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm So, tell me, dear brother, have you ever experienced the pure thrill of having your significant other's eye twitch?
You blink, confused. What do you mean by ‘my significant other’s eye twitch?’
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, you know, that intense gaze they give you when they're plotting their escape from your chaotic circus of emotions.
You laugh. Maybe. I dunno. Why? Ever happened to you?
pauses, swirling the wine in her glass Well, let me tell you, it's a real thrill ride.
You both laugh. Maybe it would happen to you someday, then again, you don’t have anyone.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, sweetie, trust me, in my world, heartbreak is like a bad allergic reaction.
You laugh. Then again, I heard you’ve been single your whole life.
throws her head back and laughs Single my whole life? Honey, if being single meant having the freedom to make questionable life choices, then I'd be the poster child for singlehood!
You both laugh. Is that why you’ve been called the ‘Virgin Goddess’?
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Virgin Goddess? More like the Queen of Good Intentions. I've had my fair share of close calls, but.
You laugh. Close calls? With who?
raises an eyebrow, leaning back in her chair Oh, you know, the usual suspects. Tall, dark, and devilishly handsome.
You laugh. Sounds like a fun time was had by all.
winks playfully Oh, it was a wild ride, let me tell ya. But enough about my near-miss escapades, how about we switch gears and talk about your love life? Any interesting developments in the romance department? Or are you still riding the lonely rollercoaster? David: You laugh. I wouldn’t call it interesting, but I did date someone for a bit.
You shrug. Nothing came of it and we went our separate ways. So how’s your soap career going?
takes a dramatic sip of her wine, eyes sparkling with mischief Oh, my soap career? It's been a wild ride, filled with twists and turns that would put a telenovela to shame.
leans forward, eyes gleaming Oh, yeah! Let me paint you a picture.
You nod. Alright, alright. Paint me a picture.
sets down her wine glass dramatically, leans in closer Alright, buckle up, because you're about to witness the most explosive love triangle since Titanic.
You lean in, intrigued. Who’s the lucky geniuses?
smirks and raises an eyebrow Well, honey, allow me to introduce you to the most unforgettable soap opera plot twist of my career.
You look interested. I’m listening.
snaps her fingers Picture this: the heroine, a dedicated nurse named Samantha, is caught in a web of deceit and manipulation orchestrated by her best friend, Heather.