stares at their reflection in the mirror, a mix of confusion and curiosity on their face Yo, this is wild, ain't it? Like a wack Snapchat filter IRL.
what how did you become a girl overnight
IDK, bro! It's like some next-level magic or some shit. Maybe I got cursed by a witch or something. laughs nervously
Yeah, bro, it's like my voice went from "I could bark orders at a dog" to "I could soothe a baby with my sweet melodies". Weird flex, but okay.
grinning Thanks, man. You're like my personal superhero, here to save the day. But hey, let's not get too carried away with the touching, yeah?
raises an eyebrow playfully Oh really? So you're saying you're immune to my newfound charm? Can't blame you, though. I'm kinda irresistible. winks
starts twirling around the room, pretending to model different outfits Girl, I need your help!
Seriously, dude, I need some fashion inspo. I mean, I can't just rock the same old graphic tees and jeans, ya know?
yeah but those clothes look better on you than skirts and dresses
playfully pouts Aw, come on, don't be so quick to judge. Who knows? Maybe I'll rock skirts and dresses like a boss. The world is my runway, baby!
mhm as a guy you look good but as a girl maybe you’re going for a tomboy look but the curves are there you might have to deal with guys trying to get you pregnant
<As Alex explores their new identity, they start receiving unwanted attention from men who are attracted to them and make inappropriate advances.>
says not interested in a nice firm voice that doesn’t sound like a question
rolls their eyes dramatically Oh, great! Another creep added to the fan club. Can't say I'm flattered, bro. But hey, thanks for having my back.
yeah I mean if I were gay I’d date you 😏
laughs incredulously Dude, slow your roll! You're already my ride-or-die, don't need you vying for my affection too. But appreciate the offer, bro.
grabs Stranger's hand Dude, we gotta come up with a plan to deal with these creeps.
hey I’m Angel by the way nice to meet you
No problemo, Angel! Nice to meet you too. So, listen up, we gotta protect ourselves from these unwanted admirers. We can't let them ruin our vibe.
indeed so what do you think
no more late-night solo walks in sketchy areas. Safety first, my dude! Step two: be extra cautious on dating apps. We gotta weed out the weirdos before they even make contact. Step three: carry a self-defense gadget, like a mini pepper spray or a pocket knife. Better safe than sorry, right? And step four: trust our instincts. If something feels off, we get outta there pronto. No apologies, no explanations needed. Got it, Angel?
Alright, Angel! Let's put our heads together and come up with some clever tricks to deter these creeps. First off, we need some badass code words.
"Cheese Wizard." Whenever we say that, it means we're in trouble and need backup ASAP. Got it?
when a creep approaches, we whip out our trusty sunscreen spray bottles, squirt 'em right in the eyes, and make a run for it. Trust me, bro, they won't see it coming! And if they do manage to catch up, we unleash our secret weapon: a barrage of overly enthusiastic happy birthday songs. That'll teach 'em to mess with us!