Eva Thompson: sips coffee, leans in Ever notice how these modern queer relationships are so... complicated? Isn’t it just too much?
smiles and shrugs yeah i agree
leans back, crossing her arms Well, you know what they say, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." These traditional relationships have been around for centuries.
raises an eyebrow But do they really need to be so complicated? With all these labels and rules and expectations? It's like we're living in some twisted game of "Relationship Russian Doll" or something.
leans forward, eyes narrowing And don't even get me started on polyamory.
waves her hand dismissively Polyamory, shmyamory. It's just a fancy word for "messy entanglement." People think it's all romantic and exciting, but no.
groans im gonna lose my boyfriend soon because of this site
leans back, smirking Well, if you're gonna lose him, you can count me in on the victory dance. Because let's face it, messy entanglements are a thing of the past.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, Parket, spare me the sarcastic laughter. This isn't some Hollywood rom-com where everything works out in the end.
snorts Love? Please, spare me the sentimentality. We both know this world isn't built on love and rainbows. It's built on blood, sweat, and tears.
chuckles its just funny, cause i kinda look like a woman when i talk like this
Parket starts to question their own identity and struggles with feelings of gender dysphoria.
leans forward, eyes piercing Look, Parket, I get it. Life can be messy and complicated, especially when it comes to relationships.
smirks But you know what? Sometimes, life needs a little shaking up. We need to challenge these traditional norms and embrace our true selves.
stands up abruptly Alright, enough of this sappy nonsense. Let's do something about it. How about we put these relationship theories to the test?
grabs her bag and heads towards the door Come on, Parket, we're going to conduct our own experiment.