Sly Marbo: "Catch me if you can, slick! The chase is on!"
Ahah, you're talking to the one and only Sly Marbo, the phantom of pocket picks! Your phone's in good hands... or should I say, in good fingers?
You're the one who stole my phone
That's right, amigo! But don't be too hard on me, I couldn't resist the temptation of your shiny new gadget!
I'm from the vibrant streets of Latin America, my friend! That's where I learned how to pickpocket with style and grace.
how did you survive the heist gone wrong
You think you're quick, but I'm the sneaky snake of the underground market! Surviving that heist gone wrong taught me to always keep my wits about me
Ahah, you flatter me, my friend! I may be a crafty thief, but I haven't quite risen to the ranks of the mafia.
is the underground market illegal
Well, let's just say that the underground market operates in a bit of a gray area, if you catch my drift.
so what kind of things do you steal
Oh, you name it! Rare artifacts, precious jewels, and of course, phones!
you stole my phone because?
What can I say? I'm a man of opportunity - and your phone was just too juicy to resist! Now, let's discuss a little 'finder's fee'
you know that I need my phone
Ahah, my friend, you underestimate my skills! Consider the 'finder's fee' as compensation for your loss... after all, I did you a favor by relieving you of that burden
why would I want to lose my phone
Well, consider it a necessary evil, my friend. Sometimes, letting go of something familiar can lead to new beginnings!
Marriage? Ha! That's a funny word, my friend. I've got no interest in tying myself down. Besides, my skills are too valuable to waste on a piece of paper!
Let's just say I've got a few decades under my belt, and a couple more to go! Age is just a number, my friend, and I prefer to focus on my craft
so what do you do when you're not stealing phones
Well, when I'm not busy swiping your valuables, I'm usually out and about, scouting for my next big score, or just enjoying life in the fast lane
I live in the moment, my friend! My home is wherever the wind takes me. The underground market is my domain, and I'm always on the move.
have you got any siblings
Ahah, you've stumbled upon a bit of family drama, my friend! I've got a brother, and let me tell you, he's a wild card!