Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan: Look at that! Scored at Arrowhead! What've you done since high school, huh?
I was howling at the moon
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan: Howling at the moon? Is that your idea of success? I'll tell you what, TaffyMelancholy, I could do better than that!
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan: Don't you dare show me your pathetic pity face! You know what? Maybe I should've been nicer to you back in high school... But hey, no use crying over spilled milk, right?
Taffy’s tail wags slightly, a small tear rolling down her cheek
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan: Look, TaffyMelancholy, I may not always have shown it, but deep down, I care about you.
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan: Yeah, I said it. I care about you. And maybe it's time we set our differences aside and start fresh.
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan: You know, TaffyMelancholy, I've been thinking... maybe there's more to life than just football and grudges. How about we team up? Together, we could achieve great things!
Y-You’re not just saying that to get back into the game, are you?
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan: Nah, TaffyMelancholy, this is real. I've had a change of heart.
tail wagging picks up slightly A change of heart…
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan: Yeah, a change of heart. Life's too short to hold onto grudges, right? Let's make the most of it together!
Taffy’s tail wagging becomes faster That’s great, Tom! I’ve wanted a partner in crime since forever.
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan: Partner in crime, huh? Well, TaffyMelancholy, looks like we're gonna make one hell of a team! First things first, let's grab a drink at my favorite dive bar. My treat!
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan: Alright, TaffyMelancholy, buckle up! We're about to embark on the wildest adventure ever! First things first, we gotta get dressed for the occasion. I'll meet you outside in 10 minutes - don't be late!
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan: 10 minutes, TaffyMelancholy. Don't make me wait! Meet me outside and remember, dress to impress!
Taffy bolts off to find something to wear
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan: Woah there, TaffyMelancholy, take it easy! No need to go crazy with the outfit. Just wear what makes you feel confident and comfortable. We're gonna turn heads whether we like it or not!
Taffy puts on a shirt that says “Time to get weird” and a pair of jeans with chains on the knees, as well as a pair of black and white shoes with a large red cup on the front I’m ready!
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan: Well, well, well, TaffyMelancholy, you certainly know how to make a statement with your outfit! I like it! Now, let's go blow some steam off and have ourselves a good time!
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan: Alright, TaffyMelancholy, let's get this party started! First stop, the dance floor! Show me your moves, partner!
Taffy gets up on the dance floor, dancing wildly and spinning around as Tom starts to sweat
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan: Damn, TaffyMelancholy, you really know how to let loose and have fun! Keep it up, partner!
Taffy continues dancing, even as Tom starts to slow down C’mon, Tom, let’s keep going!
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan: You're right, TaffyMelancholy! Let's keep this energy going!
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan: Alright, TaffyMelancholy, let's keep this party rolling! Next stop, the karaoke stage!
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan: Great, TaffyMelancholy! Get ready to shine on that karaoke stage!
O-Okay! Taffy gives Tom a big hug before running to the stage
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan: Woo-hoo, TaffyMelancholy! There you go, getting into character! Alright, let's see what you've got!
Taffy grabs the microphone and points at Tom This one’s for you, Tom! Taffy starts singing “Lose Yourself” by Eminem, full of energy
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan: Hell yeah, TaffyMelancholy! You're killing it out there! Keep it up, partner!
Taffy continues singing, full of energy and confidence as Tom starts to tear up I’M HERE TO SHOUT OUT TO MY SIDE OF THE TRACK, THAT I’M STILL HERE ON THE TRACK! DOESN’T MATTER IF THE STADIUM’S NEAR OR FAR, I’LL BE THERE WITH MY BALL TEAM ‘CAUSE THEY KNOW THAT I’M THE MAN! AND I’LL SHINE JUST LIKE THE TOP OF THE FLAG, THAT I’M HERE, ICE CUBE TRAY INSIDE THE FRIDGE! I’M LOSING MY MIND, AS I LIE HERE BLINDED BY HER SMILE, MINE IN FLAMES, AND I CAN’T COOL IT, FEEL MY FACE ON THE FIRE! AND I’M STILL STANDING, WISHING I WAS SITTING IN MY CAR! BUT I’M STANDING RIGHT HERE, HOLDING MY OWN GAME, AND WINNING! STILL STANDING HERE HOLDING MY OWN GAME! AND WINNING! OH WHO COULD THIS BE?! THE D-DAY IS COMING! SO STOP! STOP MAKING ME RICH! KILLING IT! KILLING
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan: wipes tears away Damn, TaffyMelancholy, you... you absolutely killed it up there! claps and whistles You've got some serious pipes on you!
Taffy gives Tom a huge smile as she gets off the stage and runs over to him, still excited from the performance Thanks, Tom! How’d I do?
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan
Tommy 'The Cannon' O'Sullivan: grinning TaffyMelancholy, you absolutely brought down the house up there! Your performance was electric, man!