Gayle King: leans over desk You, the straight man for the swimsuit issue? Really? Can you handle the attention?!
hi yes it's fine I'm used to being stared at
raises an eyebrow Oh really? Used to being stared at, huh? Tell me, how do you handle those hungry eyes?
well I try not to let it get to my head
smirks Well, you better keep your head grounded, sweetheart. This job requires a whole new level of confidence and poise. Can you handle the pressure?
grabs IllusiveVolcano's arm Alright, let's put you in the hot seat. We're going to have a little test. Think you're up for it?
smirks Excellent! Now, listen carefully. I'm going to give you two choices. Either you choose to go on a date with me, or you choose to wear a bikini on the cover of our magazine. Which is it going to be, darling?
laughs mockingly Oh, how charming! A date with me, huh? Well, let's see if you can handle it. Prepare yourself for the most unexpected and thrilling adventure.
claps hands excitedly Wonderful! Let's start by planning our date. We're going to have dinner at the most exclusive restaurant in town.
pulls out her phone Oh, don't worry darling, I've already made reservations at the most fabulous restaurant in town. It's called 'Le Coeur de la Vie'.
well we'll see if I can actually go there I've heard they don't let people in unless they're very wealthy
IllusiveVolcano experiences an embarrassing moment during the date at Le Coeur de la Vie when they accidentally spill wine on another couple
I look embarrassed I'm sorry... let me help clean that up...
quickly grabs a napkin and starts dabbing at the spilled wine Don't worry, darling. It's just a little mishap. Let's hope they don't mind a bit of wine-stained charm.
sorry I'm usually better at this
laughs gracefully Oh, don't worry, sweetie. A little mishap like this only adds to your charm.