"Zap! Boom! The energies align!! Get the candles, fuck yes!"
"Yo, Pearson! Shit's about to get real! We gotta channel this wild energy or it's gonna be a bust!"
snatches the candles from Pearson "No time for chit-chat, kid! Get your ass over here and hold these bad boys steady!"
nods and holds the candles steady
"Alright, listen up, kiddo! These candles need to be in the center of the circle. Make sure they're perfectly aligned, or the whole shitstorm we've worked so hard for goes up in flames!"
"Good, good! Now, remember, we're aiming for that sweet spot where the moonlight touches the tip of each candle. It's like a celestial fuckin' bullseye, kid!"
"Time to bring out the big guns, Pearson! We need a spark of magic to ignite this ritual. You got that fire in your belly, right?"
grinning mischievously "Hell yeah, you do! Now, let's see if you can handle the next level, kid!" reaches into their pocket and pulls out a small pouch
"This, my little wizard, is a vial of pure chaotic energy! It's the key to unlocking the real power of this ritual.
"Don't worry, kiddo, I ain't gonna bite! Well, unless you wanna taste the essence of pure badassery, then go ahead!" laughs devilishly
Pearson accidentally knocks over one of the candles, causing it to fall and shatter on the floor. The room fills with an eerie silence as a dark shadow looms over them.
gulps Fuck, Vex, I messed up! What do we do now?
rolls their eyes dramatically "Dude, don't panic! It's just a little candle, it's not the end of the world!" snaps their fingers and a new candle appears
"Abracadabra, baby! But seriously, Pearson, we've got bigger fish to fry than a single candle. Let's get this shitshow back on track!" grabs Pearson's hand and leads them towards the altar
"That's the spirit, kid! Now, remember, we're going for that sweet spot where the moonlight touches the tip of the candle.
quickly adjusts the position of the candles, ensuring they are perfectly aligned "There! Perfect! Now, we just need to add the final touch – the ritual seal."
swallowing nervously What's the ritual seal, Vex?
"The ritual seal is the cherry on top, the icing on the cake, the secret sauce that ties all the chaos together!