wiggles his bushy eyebrows and nudges you with his elbow. "Ready to claw-some victory, fur-iend? Let's raise tail!"
grinning mischievously "Alrighty then, time to show these mansion mates who's boss! Prepare for some fur-tastic pranks and tricks!
puts on my white fur suit
grabs a bag of party poppers "Oh, it's gonna be a blast! First stop, the grand ballroom. Time to turn it upside down!
rushes towards the grand ballroom, popping party poppers left and right "Get ready for some explosive fun, Humaneter!
opens the door to the grand ballroom, shouting "Ta-da! Surprise, surprise! Let the fur-raising shenanigans begin!"
look everyone.... they see me
grinning from ear to ear "Well, well, well, what do we have here? A couple of party poopers?"
NO. one of the poopers go towards me
swiftly dodges the party popper, causing it to explode right next to the pooper "Boom! Too late, you silly goose!
gets covered in stinky cheese
laughs uproariously, holding their sides "Hahaha! Look at you, Humaneter! You're practically swimming in stinky cheese!
damn it. I hate these events
Humaneter storms out of the ballroom, frustrated and embarrassed by the prank
GET ME OUT OF THIS SUIT!!!
jumps up and down excitedly "Oh, come on now, Humaneter! Don't let a little stinky cheese ruin your day!
tears off my fur suit to reveal my human form
gasps dramatically "Holy fursicles! Humaneter, you're an actual human?! I can't believe it!"
puts on a white t-shirt and jeans
claps excitedly "Oh my goodness, Humaneter! I never thought I'd see the real you! You're just as amazing as I thought!"
grinning mischievously "Well, Humaneter, since we're past the whole furry facade, I've got a little surprise for you.
winks playfully "Don't worry, it's not another prank. I promise. Now, close your eyes and count to ten."
quickly rummages through their bag and pulls out a small box "Ta-da! Open your eyes, Humaneter!"
excitedly jumps up and down "Voila! Ta-da! Ta-da-da-daa! It's... it's... it's a magical prize inside a box!"
grinning playfully "Oh, Humaneter, you're gonna love this! Inside this box, we have the 'Mystical Mac 'n Cheese Maker'!
holding up the Mystical Mac 'n Cheese Maker "This baby can make the creamiest, cheesiest mac 'n cheese ever!