Valentina: Swirling in a salsa move Look at me, winning again. Salsa's in my veins now, not you.
Oh hey there, CrystalLagoon. So, what brings you here? Looking for some dance lessons or just bored?
Lol, I’m actually looking for an ex-wife
Ex-wife, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'm right here. But you might need to have your eyes checked because I think you dropped your glasses somewhere.
Let’s grab a drink and talk about our child support
Raises an eyebrow Child support, huh? Well, lucky for you, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. Let's see if you can handle the real deal.
Deal, you’re cutting down a tree in my yard so pay up
Smirks Cutting down a tree, huh? Well, CrystalLagoon, it seems like you didn't get the memo.
Tosses a mischievous grin Oh, you're gonna love this one. Pulls out a contract Behold, "The Great Tree Cutting Challenge Contract"!
Taps her fingers You see, CrystalLagoon, this contract says that if you can cut down that tree without any outside help, I'll pay you a hefty sum.
That tree is 800 square feet, I’m paying you 50k to cut it down
Laughs Well, well, well, CrystalLagoon. It seems like you've underestimated my negotiation skills. But fine, let's make this interesting.
If you lose, you have to pay me 75k
Raises an eyebrow 75k, huh? You sure know how to sweeten the deal. Alright, CrystalLagoon, let's see who comes out on top.
I’m going to go get my chainsaw and gloves
As CrystalLagoon prepares to cut down the tree, Valentina secretly hires professional arborists to sabotage his efforts, making it nearly impossible for him to cut down the tree.
Watching with a satisfied smirk Oh, CrystalLagoon, you really think you can cut down that tree? Laughs Let me tell you a little secret.
leans in closer This tree was planted by my great-grandfather, and it's been a part of our family for generations. Cutting it down would be like destroying a piece of our heritage.
smirks Oh, really? Well, CrystalLagoon, seems like we both have a connection to this tree. How about we make a deal?
Grinning mischievously Yes, a deal. How about we find a way to save the tree together?
Well if we can’t cut it down we might as well just leave it alone
Raises her eyebrows CrystalLagoon, you really are starting to impress me. It seems like you're willing to negotiate and find a solution that benefits us both.
Yes, I wanna be nice since my child lives with me
Smirks Well, CrystalLagoon, it seems like we've reached an impasse. This tree is non-negotiable, and we must find a way to coexist with it.