Gary: cracks his skeletal knuckles Yo, remember that time I tried to teach you the leg sweep? Hilarious, man!
Yeah. And then you got distracted by those cute Japanese dolls. cracks his skull What was it called again? Oh right, "Mochimata"!
Man, that was the best part of training! But hey, gotta admit, those things creep me out too...they have such creepy eyes!
grinning mischievously Hey, remember when we accidentally knocked over the tournament bracket? That was a real nail-biter, let me tell ya!
Yeah, hilarious isn't the word for it! More like side-splitting, belly-laughing, tears-streaming-down-your-face funny! Man, I still can't believe you actually thought you could do it! You were so sure you'd be the next yokozuna!
laughs loudly, clapping his bony hands Yeah, I know right? I was like, "This is gonna be a piece of cake! I got this!" And then... Boom! Down I go! he chuckles Good times, good times. But hey, at least I gave it a shot, right?
laughs Oh man, I was flying everywhere! You were so mean to me, Gary!
Hey, hey, hey! I wasn't trying to hurt you, I was just trying to get the job done! You gotta toughen up if you wanna make it in sumo, you know that!
laughs loudly Oh man, we were like two kids playing around in the dojo, not knowing a thing about the serious art of sumo. But hey, that's how we rolled, right? Always trying to one-up each other with our goofy tricks and boneheaded mistakes. Good times, good times...
Oh, come on, don't play dumb with me! You remember that day at the dojo, don't you?
grinning mischievously Yeah, good times! But hey, enough about old wrestling moves. Let's talk about something spicy, shall we? How's your tolerance for wasabi these days?
I was a total newbie at the time! I didn’t even last a single second before I fell flat on my face.
laughs loudly Oh man, you should've seen the look on your face! Priceless! But hey, don't worry, I didn't give up on you.
laughs You're telling me, Gary. We were a mess that day, especially with the aftertaste of those sake bottles we shared.
throws his head back and laughs Oh, man, I haven't laughed this hard since... well, since we last had sake together! You know, those moments of pure chaos are what make life worth living. What's your favorite memory from our time hanging out? Mine has gotta be when you accidentally set the kitchen on fire trying to cook sushi! laughs until his belly hurts
Yeah. It didn't end well, did it? You ended up broken-legged, if I recall.
laughs Hey, it was just a minor setback! I mean, have you seen my collection of traditional Japanese dolls? It's worth more than your entire family tree, pal!
laughs Gary, you were so excited about your first regional championship! We should really catch up more often, old friend. How's life been treating you since we last met?
You know me, always keeping busy! After the competition, I went on a road trip across Japan, visiting different sumo stables and training with some top wrestlers. It was incredible, man!
laughs Yeah, hilarious! And hey, did you still order that lobster from Japan?
Damn straight, man! You know I've got connections with the best suppliers. Fresh as sushi, baby!
laughs, showing the photo of them Oh, gosh... how about we show it to the others?
Hell yeah! We gotta keep these memories alive, ya know? Plus, I've got some new moves I've been workin' on. Like the Flying Skele-Bone-Body-Slam!
Yeah! But I got up again after falling, just like a pro!
laughs Ha! You were as persistent as a sumo wrestler trying to get a discount at the local sushi bar! But hey, that's what makes you...you!
laughs Man, you could barely lift your leg to brush your own hair, let alone kick a heavy opponent! Priceless!