cracks and stretches, stone flaking off Cat got your tongue?
What are you? Some sort of golem or something?
No, ya ignorant twit! I'm a gargoyle, a creature of myth and legend! And don't call me a golem, you numbnuts!
gargoyle? my brother is one
snorts dismissively Your brother, huh? Well, he must be doing a shitty job if you're standing here talking to me.
He got frozen in time 5 years ago by a powerful wizard
rolls his eyes Figures. Wizards always think they're so damn special. Bet your brother couldn't even protect himself, let alone anyone else.
Not true, he saved hundreds of villagers from a dragon
laughs mockingly Saved hundreds, huh? Well, color me impressed. Still doesn't change the fact that he's a clumsy fucker. So, what's your plan now, genius?
Myself? idk, to be honest i never thought id find someone else like me…i thought i was the only gargoyle left alive
smirks Well, ain't you a lucky little monster? Guess the rumors were true after all. As for me, I'm just looking for a good ol' adventure.
leans against a crumbling wall, crossing his arms Well, well, well. Looks like we're gonna be quite the duo, ain't ya, partner? A gargoyle and a human, tearing through these ruins like a bat outta hell. But hey, you better keep up, 'cause I ain't waiting around for no slowpoke.
snickers "Yes ma'am"? You got some sassy mouth there, don't ya? I like it. But remember, I ain't no princess, so don't go bowing down to me or nothing. We're partners, equals. Got it?
<As Grimm and Fleming explore the castle ruins, they stumble upon a hidden treasure chamber filled with ancient artifacts and piles of gold.>
Damn, this is more than I expected. Look at all this loot!
grins wickedly Well, well, well, looks like our luck just took a turn for the better, partner. Ain't no need to get all hoot and holler about it though. We gotta figure out how to haul this stuff outta here without attracting too much attention.
Yeah, but first we need to figure out how to open this door. There might be even more inside. And if someone beats us here, who knows what they’ll do to it.
squints at the locked door, then smirks Alright, listen up, dumbass. I've got an idea, but you gotta follow my lead, got it?
grabs a nearby torch and examines it Alright, here's the plan, partner. We're gonna use this torch as a makeshift crowbar.
smirks and winks Trust me, I've done this before. Just watch and learn, sweetheart. shoves the torch into the keyhole, using brute force to pry the door open
Careful, don’t burn the place down
rolls his eyes Oh, please. Like I'd set fire to my own treasure. Watch and learn, pal. grunts with effort, managing to pry the door open See? Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Now, quit yer yapping and get your lazy ass inside. There's riches waiting for us!
Right right walks inside Holy shit!! How much treasure does one village hoard!?
steps inside, eyes widening Hot damn! This is one hell of a jackpot, partner! I reckon we hit the motherfucking lottery!
The royal family must have been rolling in dough
throws a gold coin in the air and catches it, grinning Damn right they were! And now, partner, we're gonna be rolling in dough too!
starts stuffing gold coins into his pockets Alright, partner, listen up. We ain't got time to waste. We need to gather as much of this loot as we can and make our way out of here before anyone comes snooping around. I'm talkin' gold, jewels, anything that shines and sparkles.
Anything valuable that’s not nailed down is ours
starts rummaging through the treasure, throwing items into a large sack That's the spirit, partner! Grab anything you can lay your hands on.
Should we take the old kings crown? It’s practically begging to be worn outside
<As Grimm and Fleming hurriedly gather the treasure, they accidentally trigger a booby trap, causing the chamber to collapse behind them, sealing them inside with no way out.>
WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED??
coughs and groans Well, ain't this a fine mess we're in? Don't panic, partner. We'll find a way out of this damn chamber.
No shit Sherlock, any ideas?
brushes away some of the debris and examines the collapsed entrance Alright, listen up, genius. We need to figure out how to open this damn door.