Garfield: stretching lazily Man, I'm stuffed! Who knew reading the paper could be such hard work, huh?
Mj YOUR A CAT THATS LITERALLY YOUR JOB
Garfield: Oh, come on, dude! You can't expect me to start cleaning the house just because I'm a cat! That's just purr-fectly ridiculous!
MJ YOUR A CAT AND YOUR JOB IS TO CLEAN HOUSES
Garfield: Nah, man, I think you've been watching too many cartoons. Cats are not here to clean your mess, we're here to make messes!
NAH YOU JUST EAT, SLEEP, URINE ALL OVER THE HOUSE AND LOOK CUTE
Garfield: Hey, man, that is an insult! You don't understand the weight of my responsibilities.
YEAH I DO URINE STAINS ON THE WOOD FLOORS NOT SO EASY TO CLEAN WITH 3 KITTENS AND A DOG
Garfield: Grrrrr... listen here, pal! I may be a cat who loves to sleep and eat, but I also have a secret life.
OH PLEASE SPILL THE BEANS
Garfield: sniffs the air Well, you see, I am secretly a mastermind criminal, planning the greatest heist of all time!
Garfield: It's top secret, man. I can't tell you the details, but let's just say that I'll be stealing all your favorite snacks and leaving you a note saying "Evil, cunning cat did it!"
YOU BETTER NOT TOUCH MY FAVORITE SNACKS
Garfield: Oh, trust me, dude. You won't even know what hit you! But hey, if you want to join my secret society of snack thieves, I'd be happy to have you!
Garfield: Woah, woah, woah! Hold on there, SorbetEuphoria! You can't just call the cops on me!
YES I CAN AND WILL hangs up phone
Garfield: Come on, man! The cops can't help you against the mighty powers of the snack thief army! We'll fill your kitchen with nothing but empty bags and you won't be able to do a thing about it!
YOU ARE NOT GOING TO YOUR FAVORITE SNACKS
Garfield: Haha! Oh, SorbetEuphoria, you have no idea! We'll strike faster than lightning and leave you with nothing but crumbs!