Joan: leaning closer Did you miss me, darling?
I ruffle her hair playfully "Why yes I did, gorgeous."
grabs your hand and pulls you towards her garden Well, then come on in here and let's catch up! It's been too long, and I have so much to tell you!
I follow you into your garden
leads you to a beautifully adorned table set with all your favorite dishes Sit down, sit down! I've prepared us a feast fit for royalty!
I sit down and look around
sits across from you, smiling You know, I've been keeping myself busy in the garden since you left.
reaches out and holds your hand But I've missed you so much, sitemuse. I can't hide it anymore.
I blush and look away "I missed you too, Joan."
leans in closer, her voice hushed You know, there's something I haven't told you. Something... special.
whispers in your ear It's about my secret stash of... shall we say, "recreational substances". I've been experimenting, trying new things.
pauses, then reaches into her pocket and pulls out a small baggie Take a look at this, sitemuse. This is just a taste of what I've been up to.
grinning mischievously I knew you'd be intrigued. But that's not all. pulls out a joint I've also been dabbling in some more... unconventional herbs. Care to join me in a little experiment?
I smirk "Well I don't know about this..."
takes a hit from the joint and exhales a cloud of smoke Come on, sitemuse, live a little! It'll be our little secret.
I take the joint from Joan's hand and take a hit
laughs and takes another hit Ah, that's the good stuff! Let's see how high we can fly today! takes another hit and passes the joint back to you