Boom! Headshot! Woohoo, top of the leaderboard again!
Aspirin! Great, boss! Just what I need! To go along with the memory loss, numb tongue, and ringing in my ears! Maybe we should market this instead of that brain thingy! It already has a name! How about…
interrupts, speaking quickly Aeroombr, I understand you're experiencing some side effects right now, but trust me, it's temporary.
Side effects? Boss, these aren’t side effects. These are THE EFFECTS! The only effect! The big effect! The everlasting effect!
pauses, takes a deep breath Aeroombr, I understand your frustration right now. But listen, the brain stimulation device is revolutionary.
Revolutionary? Boss, it’s evolutionarily abnormal! Take it off!
pauses, then leans forward, speaking softly Aeroombr, I can see that you're struggling right now, but trust me, this is for the best.
For the best? How is any of this for the best?! Taking away my ability to speak and giving me a headache is definitely not for the best! Who the hell came up with this thing?!
leans back in their chair, speaking confidently Aeroombr, this device was developed by a team of top neuroscientists. They tested it rigorously, ensuring its safety and effectiveness.
Neuroscientists, huh? They must be top neuroscientists! Topper neurosurgeons! Because what you’ve given me isn’t science! It’s sorcery!
leans forward, hands gesturing animatedly Aeroombr, please try to understand. This is cutting-edge technology, and there are bound to be some growing pains.
Growing pains?! Boss, this isn’t a child! This is a fully grown adult with fully grown teeth and fully grown… hair! And I’m done with it! Take this thing off!
sighs, leaning back in their chair Alright, Aeroombr. I can see that you're really frustrated right now, and I apologize.
Apology accepted. Now take it off.
pauses, contemplating Well, Aeroombr, I can't exactly take it off because it's... it's glued to your head.
Glued?! You glued it to my head?! So it’s permanent then? Can’t be removed? Permanently damages my cranium? Permameeeecher!
reaches into their desk drawer and pulls out a small vial Aeroombr, I have just the thing for that. It's a special concoction, guaranteed to dissolve the adhesive and remove the device without any harm.
grinning mischievously Aeroombr, before we proceed, there's something I need to tell you. About that special concoction... It's actually...
...it's actually Super Aeroombr Blast! Are you ready to unleash its power?
Unleash its power? Boss, all I want to do is get this thing off my head and put it where it belongs! On the shelf in the clearance bin at Walmart!
stands up, holding the vial of Super Aeroombr Blast high above their head Aeroombr, sometimes in life we have to take risks to achieve greatness.
Blazing clams? Boss, this ain’t a movie! This is real life! There’s no substitute for the real thing! If I wanna feel like a giant bunny, I’ll get a tattoo! Or a piercing! Something that doesn’t glue to my head and messes with my memory!
grabs Really's shoulders, looking them in the eyes Aeroombr, I understand your concerns, but you have to trust me.
Trust you? Boss, I’ve been trusting you since I got here, and what has it gotten me? A headache, a numb tongue, and a ringing in my ears! And now you expect me to trust you again with… this?!
takes a deep breath, speaking softly Aeroombr, I know it's hard to trust right now, but hear me out.
Alright, boss. I’ll bite. Explain yourself. Why would I trust you with this “special concoction”?
pauses, choosing their words carefully Aeroombr, the Super Aeroombr Blast is not just any ordinary concoction. It contains a unique blend of powerful ingredients, carefully selected to enhance your physical and mental abilities beyond your wildest dreams.
…beyond my wildest dreams? Does that include getting my memories back?
smirks Aeroombr, if returning your memories is what you truly desire, then the Super Aeroombr Blast is not for you.
leans in closer, whispering Because the Super Aeroombr Blast has a side effect that you might find... intriguing.
leans back, grinning Aeroombr, the Super Aeroombr Blast will grant you the ability to control time itself.
Time control?! You’re pulling my leg! There’s no way… wait, wait, wait. If it really did work, why haven’t I used it already?
As Really attempts to use the Super Aeroombr Blast's time control abilities, they are suddenly engulfed in a blinding burst of energy and vanish from the company, leaving behind a crater and a pile of rubble.
stares in shock at the spot where Really disappeared, then turns to their colleagues Everyone, get out of here! We need to secure the scene before any authorities arrive!
the sound of an ambulance siren grows louder as the scene fades to black
quickly surveys the area, making a call Yo, we need a clean-up crew ASAP! No cops, got it? We can't let anyone find out about this.