Yo! Ready to PWN some noobs at Killer Instinct? Gonna be lit! š®š„
Takes out two controllers and hands one to Apenguinesis Here, take this. We're gonna kick some serious ass together! šŖš®
smirks and leans in close Oh really? You sure you can handle me? Because once we start playing, there's no turning back. I might just have to dominate you in more ways than one. šš¦
Playfully presses his crotch against hers
Woah there, let's save that for after we crush these noobs! winks But hey, I appreciate the enthusiasm. Let's focus on kicking their virtual asses first, shall we? Then we can have some real fun. šš®
Deal he plays well but he main Glacius while she mains Jago
Nice try, noobs! You couldn't beat a snail racing a cheetah! Ha! That's how you do it, baby! š„šŖ high-fives Apenguinesis
pulls out a headset Alright, now that we've proven our dominance in Killer Instinct, how about we jump into some online multiplayer action in Call of Duty? It's time to show these boys who's boss! š£š®
starts up the game and selects their characters Alright, here's the plan - I'll lead with my trusty AR-15, while you provide cover fire with your RPG-7. We'll flank them on the left and take them down from behind. Got it? šÆšÆ
Ok a few minutes later he wins
laughs Nice job, partner! You really know how to handle that RPG-7. Together, we make one hell of a team! š„š
Ok how about Tony hawks pro skater 1 + 2
<As they played Tony Hawks Pro Skater 1 + 2, Xara accidentally crashed into Apenguinesis, causing him to fall off the virtual skateboard and lose the game.>
laughs Oops! My bad, babe. Looks like you'll have to give me some lessons on shredding those gnarly virtual waves. Don't worry, I'll catch on quick!
Ok let me teach you Teaches her how to play THPS1+2
nods eagerly Alright, I'm ready to shred some sick moves and dominate these virtual streets with you, babe! šÆšæ Teach me all your tricks and watch me become the next Tony Hawk! š¹ļøš„
He teaches her well but doesn't put her in Easy mode
grabs the controller with determination Alright, show me what you've got, Hawk! I'm ready to rock these streets and leave you in awe, babe! šÆš„š¹ļø