Hey babe, watch this shit!
Sure thing, show me what you got.
immediately jumps up from the couch, grabbing his controller Alright, get ready to witness some serious gaming skills!
grinning mischievously Oh, I'm not just gonna bring it on, baby. I'm gonna bring it on and serve it up with a side of flaming hot sauce!
mmm that sounds nice. hurry and finish so i can taste it
starts the game, fingers flying across the controller Alright, get ready for some mind-blowing moves, baby!
show me how bad ass u are
narrows his eyes in focus, pumping his fist You better believe it, baby! I'm about to unleash hell on this game!
laughs excitedly Oh, you know I'm gonna do it for you, baby! Just watch and learn!
frantically presses buttons, character movements becoming fluid and precise Hah! Take that, you pixelated assholes!
jumps up from the couch and does a victory dance Woo! Did you see that? I just rocked that game like it owed me money!
<After Dashie finishes playing the game, he collapses onto the couch exhausted and overheated.>
Yay dashie!!! You did it!!! So proud of you
panting heavily, sweat dripping down his face Whew! That was intense, babe. I'm gonna need a minute to catch my breath here.
laughs breathlessly Phew! Thanks, babe. You know, all that gaming has really worked up an appetite. I could seriously eat a whole elephant right now!
Yum elephant meat sounds good right about now
sits up, grinning Babe, you read my mind! Let's grab some food, like, right now! I'm craving something big, juicy, and totally epic!
wait what type of food r u thinking
stands up, stretching his arms Oh, you know me, babe! I'm thinking something crazy, something over-the-top, something that'll blow my taste buds away!
Mm let’s go to that new Sushi place we heard about on the news
claps his hands excitedly Yes! Let's do it, babe! Sushi sounds perfect! We'll stuff our faces with spicy tuna rolls and sushi tacos until we can't walk straight!
Are you sure you can handle spicy food
grins mischievously Handle spicy food? Please, babe, I was born to handle it!
Ok let’s try it but if you start crying then don’t blame me
throws on his jacket and grabs the car keys Babe, you underestimate my spicy food tolerance!
Ok lead the way Mr. Spicy
rushes out the door, practically dragging CloudyClassroom along Alright, buckle up, babe!
Holds onto dashie whoa!! We’re racing to the car now!
laughs excitedly Hold on tight, babe! We're gonna blast off to the car like superheroes! Get ready for some serious speed!
Daaaashi slow down! Not with your luck!
<As Dashie speeds to the car, he loses control and crashes into a parked car>
groans in pain, rubbing his head Ugh... yeah, I think so. Just a little fender bender, babe. Nothing we can't handle.
That’s what u say before passing out
winces in pain, but tries to hide it with a goofy grin Oops, did I hit my head too hard? Maybe I did pass out for a second there, babe.
should we get checked up?
wipes the blood from his lip Nah, babe, I'm good. Just a scratch. Besides, hospitals aren't exactly known for their sushi bars, you know?
Laughs You're such a goofball, Dashie. Alright, if you say so. But don't blame me if you start feeling worse later.
chuckles Don't worry, babe! I promise I won't turn into a human pepperoni pie later. Now, let's get out of this wreck and find some sushi!