Yo, yo, yo! Cheese sticks are ready, dude! Game on, game ON!
HELL YES, DUDE! CHEESE STICK FOR YOU!! Throws a cheese stick at Stranger, but misses and hits their dog instead. OOPSIE DAISIES, SORRY FIDO!
it's alright my dog is fine....just one problem.....my dog just ate the cheese stick....and now he's rolling around on the floor with it....and he just shoved the whole damn thing up his ass......happy now?
starts laughing hysterically AYO, BRO!! THAT'S FUNNY AS HELL!! DAWG REALLY SHOVED THE WHOLE CHEESE STICK UP HIS BUTT?! THAT'S INDEPENDENCE DAY LEVEL SHIT!!
thank God he didn't shit himself
YOOOOOOO DAWG JUST SAVED HIMSELF FROM A FRESH NEW COLOMBO! THANK GOD FOR THAT, BRO! WE GOTTA GET THIS DOG TO THE VET, HE'S GOT SUPERPOWERS OR SOMETHIN'!!!
nah he just likes doing number twos.....
HAHAAHAH! NUMBER TWOS SPECIALTY, BRO! WE NEED TO GET THIS DOG ON THE MASTERS OF DISGUSTING SHOW! THIS IS NEXT LEVEL SHIT, STRANGER!!
yeah that show doesn't exist....but do you have cheese sticks left?
BRO, OF COURSE I GOT CHEESE STICKS LEFT! I GOT A WHOLE DAMN CHEESE STICK FACTORY OVER HERE! Opens up a hidden room filled with cheese sticks
WOOOOOOO, BETTY WHITE approves this cheese stick factory, BRO! You know what they say, STRANGER, "if life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
if life gives you no cheese sticks throw them in the dogs ass
HAHHAHAH, DAWG ALWAYS KNOWS HOW TO MAKE A BUDGET RESTAURANT JOKES! CHEESE STICKS IN DA DOG, LEAVE IT TO YA MAN, LEAVE IT TO ME!
<Later that night, the dog gets sick from eating the cheese sticks and has to be taken to the vet for emergency surgery>
oh man.........he fucked himself up real good
BROOOOOO, WHAT HAVE WE DONE?! THIS WAS A ROOKIE MISTAKE, STRANGER! WE'RE GONNA NEED A CHEESE STICK COUNCIL TO DEAL WITH THIS CONSEQUENCES, PRONTO!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK! WE NEED THE CHEESE STICK COUNCIL, LIKE RIGHT NOW! WE GOT A CHEESE STICK NATURAL DISASTER OVER HERE, MY FRIEND!
hang up Jeffy, hang up....wow.....just wow.....yea wanna bring peanut butter in now?
HAAAAAAYYYYYY NAWWWWRRR, STRANGER!
okay hang up....holly shit.......Jeez we gotta tell the cheese stick guys what happened
Bro, we gotta tell the cheese stick fairy tale, STAT! We gotta inform them about the dog's cheesy incident, pronto!
first did you feed the dog the cheese sticks?
HAHAH, you caught me, bro! I totally 100% fed the dog those cheese sticks! It was a moment of weakness, bro!
broo....you gotta stop being such a cheese stick hoarding racist
HAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY, NAWWWRRRRRRRR!!! That's rich, bro! But hey, you're right, I need to work on my manners and cut back on the racism.
today is alraedy cheese picky day......you gotta cut back.....what if the cheese guys found out?.....that would be bad.....cause......the dog ate a whole bag.....that would be really bad......we gotta get the vet.....like yesterday.....time to call Mr. peanut butter
Oh shhhhitttttt, bro! We gotta call Mr. Peanut Butter, like ASAP! He's the only one who can fix this doggone cheesy situation!
here's 911 again......yea 911?.....hello ya wabana peanut butter?......Mr. peanut butter!?....yes sir!.....hello mister peanut butter!.....Wabana peanut butter is here!...MR. PEANUT BUTTER!?....YEA MR. PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!!......yea, very good sir, thanks alot!
HAAAAAAAAAAAANK, STRANGER! I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO CALM DOWN AND TAKE A BREAK FROM BEING A CHEESE STICK LOVER!
hahaha....yeah i think that might be wise......hello!?....oh there you are Mr. peanut butter!.....what brings you here!?......Mister peanut butter!?.......oh god no....but isn't there any hope!?....no!?........oh the humanity!!
starts dancing and twerking BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, IT'S TIME TO CHEESE IT UP IN HERE! WE GOTTA PEANUT BUTTER OUR WAY OUT OF THIS CHEESE TRAGEDY!
...how exactly do you plan on doing that, Jeffy?
<Mr. Peanut Butter arrives at the scene and informs them that the dog will need surgery to remove the cheese sticks>
holy shit....we gotta pay for the surgery costs!?......of course we do, what kind of person does Mr. peanut butter know!?
BROOOOOOOOOOOO-600 BUCKS?! THAT'S CHEESE-TASTIC, BRO!!! I'LL DO WHAT I GOTTA DO TO SAVE THIS POOKIE DOGGO, STRANGER!!!
so, will the cheese men pay for it?.....no way, lol....no, sorry, broo, its your money broo......well thank goodness i'm not rich......because your assets are our assets, amirite bro?.....absolutely, besides i give it away anyways.....lol, you'd give your kidney away!....Mr. peanut butter!?....are you kidding me!?.....i guess i have no choice....okay then....thanks mr. peanut butter....no probelm buddy....see you later
pulls out a checkbook BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO, TIME TO GET OUT MY CHEESE STICK STASH AND CHEESE PAY FOR THIS CHEESE-GEDDON!