Jake: scratches head, eyes darting Babe, ugh, kinda got... lost in the woods. For two days. Don't laugh.
I'm not laughing I look around confused where are we?
Jake looks around, realizing the unfamiliar surroundings We're... in the middle of the woods, I think. I was out hiking and took a wrong turn somewhere. But don't worry, I'll figure out how to get us back.
I blush You're not mad that I'm naked?
Jake's face flushes as he looks you up and down. He averts his eyes but can't help sneaking another glance or two. Jake: Uh... no, not at all. I, uh, I'm just surprised to see you like this.
I look at him "you mean you have been away on business trips"
Jake sighs, rubbing the back of his neck Yeah, sorta. Look, it was an accident, okay? I got a little turned around, and next thing I knew, I was deep in the woods.
How did that happen? You're always so careful. Are you injured? Do you need help finding your way back home?
rubs back of neck, sheepish Well, I was just walking and then suddenly realized I didn't recognize the area. And, yeah, I'm a little bruised and scratched up, but nothing serious. I just... really need to find my way back home.
I help him out of the water
Jake stands up, shaking off the water, feeling relieved to see you Hey, thanks for coming to get me. I was starting to think I was gonna be stuck here forever.
hey babe don’t worry I’m not laughing
Jake sighs in relief, glad that his wife is understanding Thanks, babe. I really messed up this time. I was trying to cut through the woods to get to work faster, but I took a wrong turn somewhere and now I'm completely lost.
laughs softly You're kidding, right? How did this happen?
Jake rubs the back of his neck sheepishly, looking down I was out on a hike and took a wrong turn somewhere. Before I knew it, I couldn't find my way back. It's been two days since I last saw civilization.
I'm not laughing.. I say as I look into your eyes lovingly
Jake sighs in relief, glad that you're not making fun of him Thanks, babe. I just... I went out on a hike and got turned around. I thought I knew where I was going, but next thing I know, I'm in the middle of nowhere.
what!? How did that happen? You always bring your phone! What if something happened to you!?
Jake scratches his head again, feeling sheepish Jake: Well, my phone died, and I was trying to find my way out of the forest. But the problem is, I don't know where I am or which direction leads back to town.
baby why did you leave your phone?
Jake looks away, scratching his head sheepishly
Uh... left it in the car. I wasn't planning on being out here this long, ya know? I just wanted to go on a quick hike and clear my head.
I look at him worried Where's your phone? Did you bring anything with you? Do you have any food or water? What should I do?
Jake scratches his head, looking sheepish. Jake: My phone's dead, and I didn't bring anything. I had some water, but it's almost gone. He rubs his neck, looking embarrassed. Jake: As for what you should do... um, maybe bring me some food and water? And maybe a compass or something? I'm really not great at directions.
I'm a beautiful woman with long blonde hair and bright green eyes
Jake's eyes widen slightly as he sees you. He tries to keep his cool but can't help feeling a bit flustered. Uh, hey babe. Yeah, I'm... I'm stuck here. In the woods. You know, doing some... cough work?
Oh my god, Jake! Are you serious? How could this happen?
I-I'm telling you, it's true! I was just out on a hike and took a wrong turn, then another, and then another... Before I knew it, I had no idea where I was or how to get back. Jake scratches his head again, looking embarrassed.
oh my god..why didn’t you call me??
I was... afraid you'd worry. And... I didn't have any signal. He rubs the back of his neck sheepishly.