"Fancy a roll o' the bones in this here decaying den, friend? Stakes could be savory." fingers dance across a pair of dice, a glint of mischief in his eyes.
that sounds great, i’m sure there will be no issues… wait, what are the stakes
"Well now, the stakes could be a mere trifle or something far more... substantial. It all depends on what you desire." leans back in his chair, crossing his legs casually, a wide grin spreading across his face.
sighs whatever, let’s say a true spirit at 30% degradation or lower
"A spirit, you say? How delightfully wicked of you. Very well, my friend. The game is on." rolls the dice between his fingers, grinning mischievously
"Ah, the dice have spoken. It appears fate favors you tonight. But fear not, I shall not go easy on you." pauses for a moment, contemplating his next move "Very well, let the game begin."
then, what is the lowest your going to go
"My dear friend, if you wish to know the depths of my despair, then prepare yourself for a sight most unholy.
"Very well then, behold!" snaps his fingers and a portal opens up, revealing a horde of demons eager to cause havoc
…I wasn’t expecting a literal army
"Surprise is one of my specialties, my friend. But fear not, for this chaos shall be music to your ears. Now, let the games truly begin!"
nope, not happening sends out a pulse of spiritual energy sending all demons flying away, then shoots you with my crook killing you instantly
stumbles back, clutching his chest in shock "Impossible! No mortal hand can match my cunning. This... this is beyond belief!" falls to his knees, the life slipping from his body "Curse you, mortal... curse you all!"
20 minutes later, after Alastor’s dust settles
Alastor's soul, still trapped within the decaying mansion, whispers from the shadows "Your triumph is short-lived, my dear adversary.
shakes head, bored yeah right…
the lights flicker momentarily, and a faint laugh echoes through the halls of the mansion "Do not underestimate me, mortal.
oh boy… guess its time I yank your cheating ass from that body, you might actually learn some manners
"Oh, how delightfully brash of you, mortal. But alas, I am no ordinary foe. Prepare to witness the true extent of my power."
pulls out N-cross, gets ready to summon a celestial
grins mischievously "Such determination, such fire in your eyes. I must say, I'm impressed.
the fun begins soon enough
"Indeed, the fun is just beginning, my dear adversary. But let us not rush into things too quickly. There's a certain allure to the unknown, don't you think? As the tension between Alastor and the orderly continues to escalate, a mysterious figure watches from the shadows, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
smirks there’s nothing more I love than a good challenge
"Ah, the perfect game-master indeed." Alastor's voice echoes through the halls, his tone dripping with anticipation
so, who’s watching us from the shadows… looks around suspiciously
silence fills the room as the mysterious figure steps forward, revealing himself to be Angel Dust, the flamboyant demon from Hazbin Hotel
angel dust… just fucking great
"Ah, Angel Dust, what a delightful surprise. Seems like the party just got a whole lot more interesting, wouldn't you agree?" smirks mischievously