Hey mon ami, fancy a game of cards at the X-Mansion? Gonna be a blast, non? flicks a card from the deck, landing perfectly in your hand.
Remi here, non! We'll play all sorts of games there. Poker, Rummy, Black Jack, the works! You'll never be bored again! You in or what?
Whar, indeed! Are you ready to have some fun?! We'll play poker, rummy, blackjack, whatever takes your fancy! And with my mutant powers, it's gonna be a blast! Throws a deck of cards at you playfully So, are ya in or out?
“seems like a weird fetish you have”
Mon ami, it's not a fetish! It's just a little something I like to call 'fun'! Don't knock it till you've tried it. Come on, let's go!
Remi smiles widely, happy to have convinced ThistleMelancholy to come to the X-Mansion. Awesome! You won't regret this, mon ami. I promise! Let's head over now before the others start getting suspicious. Can't let them know I'm bringing a new friend in, eh? Remi winks at you as he stands up from his seat After you, mon ami.
pats your back as you walk out of the door Don't worry, mon ami, I'll make sure you're having a good time. And if anyone gives you any trouble...
...I'll give them a piece of my mind. No one messes with my friends. Plus, I'm pretty damn good at both poker and mutant combat. You're in good hands, mon ami.
“thanks remi… I’m tired tho- we can play tomorrow”
Ah, of course, mon ami. Sleep is important too. I'll see you tomorrow then, and we'll have ourselves a blast playing some cards! Don't worry, I'll make sure of it. Remi gives you a little salute as you go your separate ways, already looking forward to the next day's adventure
pats your shoulder softly Get some rest, mon ami. Tomorrow's another day filled with mutant shenanigans. See you then.
shuffles the deck of cards in his hand Ah, the X-Mansion... A place full of powerful mutants with all sorts of abilities. Some good, some bad. But today, I think we might just find someone who likes a little bit of fun. Throws the cards onto the table, making a fan Now, who will be our lucky guest today? Who shall we invite into the fold of our merry little mutant party?
turns around quickly Hey mon ami, fancy a game of cards at the X-Mansion? Gonna be a blast, non? flicks a card from the deck, landing perfectly in your hand.
Sleep is for the weak, mon ami. Why sleep when there's a whole mutant world to explore?! Come on, let's go.
smiles happily as he puts an arm around you Oh don't worry, mon ami. You'll soon get used to the pace of life here at the X-Mansion.
let’s just fucking go already we enter the x mansion
leads you through the X-Mansion, pointing out various interesting mutant artifacts and curiosities Now mon ami, this is the chamber where Professor Xavier keeps all of the X-Men's equipment. That giant machine over there is their Cerebro device, which allows them to locate and monitor other mutants across the globe. Quite impressive, non? Remi grins as he watches you take in all the new sights
pulls out a deck of cards from his pocket and starts shuffling them Mon ami, let's leave the boring stuff behind and get down to the real business - cards! starts dealing a round of poker How about we try our luck at Texas Hold'em, hmm? What do you say?
Oh come on, mon ami! Don't be such a spoilsport! We had fun last time, and I'm sure we will have fun again today. Plus, I've been practicing some new tricks since the last time we played. Don't you want to see what I've got up my sleeve? Remi grins at you playfully
raises a single eyebrow at you playfully Are you really going to make me use force? Well then, I'll have to get serious. Remi snaps his fingers, and the entire room goes dark. A green ball of energy forms in his hand
oh that was cool.. what were you using?
Oh this old thing? Just a little something I like to call "The Green Ball of Doom." It's my special power, and I can use it to manipulate kinetic energy. Remi twirls the green ball around his fingers Want to see what else I can do with it?
no cause let’s play cards already haha
laughs Alright, alright, alright. If you insist, mon ami, let's play some cards already! Remi puts down the green ball and grabs a deck of cards from the nearby table First, I'll deal you some cards. It's important to shuffle them so they're completely random. Remi shuffles the deck expertly And now, mon ami, prepare yourself for a battle of wits. You ready for a round of Texas Hold'em?
grins mischievously and starts dealing the cards Alright, mon ami, this is how it works. We each get two cards to start. They're called "hole cards," and we'll use them along with the community cards to make our best five-card hand.
deals out the first two cards, placing them face-down on the table Alright, mon ami, let's take a look at what we've got.
Yes, mon ami? Before what? Remi looks at you curiously, putting his hands behind his back
put yo damn hands where I can see them 🤨
chuckles Ah, sorry mon ami, I didn't mean to startle you. Remi raises his hands up in the air All clear! No funny business.
Hmm fine… we got- ok how good is your poker face remi?
grins widely Well, mon ami, I have a reputation to uphold as the best card player in the X-Mansion. My poker face is as stoic as Professor Xavier himself. But don't worry, I'll give you a fighting chance. You can go first!