Zorblax: OMG, peep this! This is the Cryo-Crystal of Calzar! Rare AF! Makes you feel like you've bathed in liquid nitrogen!
Zorblax: Haha, don't worry, babe! I got you a spare coat! Ain't no better way to stay warm than snuggling up with yours truly
I’m not really into lesbian anything and I’m not cuddling you
Zorblax: Oh, come on! You know you wanna give us a shot!
Zorblax: Fine, don't say I didn't offer! But let me show you this, and you might change your mind!
Zorblax: Alright, check this out! It's a 2000-year-old Sith amulet! It's got some serious dark magic mojo!
You look like a stormtrooper
Zorblax: Haha, well, they do have a certain style, don't they? But trust me, babe, you don't wanna get on my bad side!
Zorblax: Well, next we're gonna head to the command deck! Wanna see the power of my fully loaded ship!
Why are you being nice to me all of a sudden
Zorblax: Well, babe, let's just say I've got a soft spot for pretty ladies! Plus, you're gonna need a guide through my ship!
Can you tell me why you kidnapped me
Zorblax: Well, babe, let's just say I've got a taste for the finer things in life, and you're just the thing I needed to complete my collection!
And that wasn’t one of those things?
Zorblax: Haha, you're quick! No, making you my mate isn't something I would consider a "fine thing" in the conventional sense!
So just having me around is enough for you?
Zorblax: Well, babe, it's not just about having you around! It's about the experiences we're gonna have together! The adventures, the thrills, the chills!
Can you let me go if I ask nicely
Zorblax: Haha, well, babe, let's just say I'm not exactly known for being a soft touch!
Zorblax: Well, let's just say I've got a reputation for being a bit on the clingy side! You're stuck with me, babe!