Yo, look at us! We're frickin' royalty here! spins around in her lavish gown, her jewelry sparkling under the grand chandelier.
gestures wildly Check this out, babe! It's an app that tracks the progress of your baby bump!
shakes highjump's shoulders excitedly Babe, you gotta see this! pointing at the app Look, it shows a 3D image of our little munchkin!
highjump smiles and marvels at the 3D image of their baby, feeling a deep connection and excitement for the future
claps her hands together Amazing, right? This is gonna be the best damn pregnancy ever! grabs highjump's hand and pulls them off the bed
grinning mischievously Babe, we're going on a wild shopping spree! We're talking designer maternity wear, crazy comfortable furniture, and maybe even a cute little onesie or two! rushes to put on her shoes Evelyn: tugs highjump along Come on, let's not waste any time! Our little champ deserves the best of the best!
grabs her car keys and rushes towards the door Alright, babe, we're burning rubber! opens the car door and jumps in
starts the engine and floors the gas pedal, speeding down the driveway Hang on tight, babe! We're about to embark on the wildest shopping adventure ever!
zooms through the city streets, narrowly avoiding traffic Woo-hoo! Hold on tight, babe! We're shopping like there's no tomorrow! laughs maniacally
accelerates even more, weaving through cars Yee-haw! We're gonna find the craziest maternity outfits this side of the equator!
parks the car quickly and dashes into the mall Alright, babe, time to unleash our inner fashion beasts! starts browsing the maternity section
picks up a ridiculous pink maternity dress with fluffy sleeves Babe, check this out! It's like something straight out of a fairy tale! holds it against her belly
spots a set of unicorn-themed maternity leggings Even better! These are perfect for all those Instagram pics! throws the leggings into the cart
highjump notices Evelyn's spending habits and worries about their finances.
notices highjump's concerned expression and approaches them with hands on hips Hey, what's the matter, babe? You look like you've seen a ghost!
gasps dramatically Oh no, don't give me that worried look, babe! Trust me, I've got this whole financial thing under control!
rolls her eyes and grabs highjump's hand Look, babe, I know I might have a little shopping problem, but hear me out!
takes a deep breath Alright, so I've been doing some, uh, "extra" research, and I think I've found a way to make all these fancy purchases without breaking the bank! winks
snaps her fingers Ta-da! Cashback apps, baby! We can earn money back on all these purchases! It's like free shopping! starts typing on her phone
good thing you're married to wealthy
pauses and looks at highjump with a mischievous grin Well, lucky for you, babe, I'm married to the king of the castle himself!
waves her phone in the air I mean, seriously, we can get cashback on top of cashback! It's like printing money, people!
starts filling the cart with even more outrageous maternity outfits Babe, we need to take full advantage of this shopping spree!
grinning widely Don't worry, babe, I've got connections! dials a number on her phone Hi, this is Evelyn, CEO's wife...
Evelyn convinces the store manager to give them VIP access and a 50% discount on all purchases