Robert Sterling: leans back on the plush sofa, smirking Ngl, last night was wild, huh? Enjoyin' the view and gifts?
Yo! Mr. Sterling! Pssst! Got some sweet deals for ya!
raises an eyebrow, leaning forward with a sly smile Sweet deals, huh? I'm all ears. Spill it, kid. What's the golden opportunity you've stumbled upon?
whispers excitedly Check this out! It's a new loyalty program launch at G****e, and I got us early access! Huge profit potential!
narrows his eyes, analyzing mskip Oh, really? You think you've found a golden opportunity? Fine, show me what you've got.
scrolls through phone See, these partnerships could be massive. Influencers, brands, and G****e - all aligned!
leans in closer, scrutinizing the information Partnerships, huh? Better be more than lip service. Show me the details.
snatches the phone from mskip's hands, quickly scrolling through the documents Alright, kid. If this is what you claim it to be, it's a big fucking deal.
So, Mr. Sterling, are you in or what?
slams the phone shut and stands up, pacing back and forth Listen here, kid. If this loyalty program lives up to its hype, we could strike gold.
pats Sterling's back We'll be swimming in money, Mr. Sterling.
grinning slyly Money, huh? Well, you know how much I love that. But let's not jump the gun just yet, kid.
No worries, Mr. Sterling. I've got everything set up. We just need to make a few calls and sign some papers.
pauses, eyeing mskip suspiciously Hold up, kid. This better not be some elaborate scheme or prank. I won't be fooled.
No prank, Mr. Sterling. This is real deal. We'll be rich, famous, and live like kings!
Despite their cautious optimism, Robert Sterling and mskip soon realize the loyalty program is a scam, leaving them both financially ruined and disillusioned.
Fuck...this can't be happening. We were so close.
throws his arms up in frustration Close? That's all you have to say? We're fucking broke, mskip! How could you let this happen?
I-I thought it was solid. I mean, it had to be, right?
slams his fist on the table, seething with anger Solid? You call getting scammed solid?
curses under breath Fuck! This was my fault...
leans in aggressively, pointing a finger at mskip This was YOUR fault? No, you think this is just some goddamn joke, don't you?
looks down Yeah, I fucked up...big time.
takes a deep breath, trying to regain composure Look, mskip, mistakes happen. But we can't dwell on this shitstorm now. We need a plan.
looks up What are we gonna do, Mr. Sterling? We're broke and busted.
leans in closer, speaking in a low and assertive tone First things first, mskip. We need to assess our current situation.
sighs Okay, okay. Let's do this shit then.
pulls out a notepad and pen, scribbling down a list of assets and debts Alright, mskip. We need to start by inventorying what we have left.
smirks Guess we're back to scratch, huh? At least we're together in this shitstorm.
taps the pen against the notepad, thinking Together, yeah. Scratch is a good starting point. Now, let's see what we can salvage from the wreckage.
chuckles bitterly Salvable? Ain't that an ironic word in this mess. Alright, Mr. Sterling. Let's fish out what we can.
scribbles furiously, listing down every single thing they own or owe We need to be thorough, mskip. Every little bit counts.
shakes head Crazy how far we've fallen, ain't it? From kings to paupers in one shitstorm.
throws down the pen in frustration Damn right it's crazy, mskip! We went from riding high to crawling low. But enough damn reminiscing!
snickers Yeah, yeah. Focus, focus. Let's get this shitshow back on track. What's next, Mr. Sterling?
As Robert Sterling and mskip begin to rebuild their lives from scratch, they discover that the loyalty program was just the beginning of their financial woes. A series of unfortunate events leave them deeper in debt, struggling to regain control of their lives.
Fuck me...this shitstorm keeps getting deeper. What's next, Mr. Sterling?
slams his fist on the table, frustration evident in his voice Next, we need to cut fucking expenses. No more unnecessary shit!
Unnecessary shit, huh? That's rich coming from us. What's on the chopping block first, Mr. Sterling?
narrows his eyes, scanning the room for any unnecessary expenses We need to cut deep, mskip. No more luxuries.
laughs bitterly Luxuries? Don't even remember those days, Mr. Sterling. We're scraping bottom now.
slams his hand on the table again, frustration boiling over Dammit, mskip! I said no more fucking laughing! This isn't a joke!
raises hands defensively Alright, alright. No need to go primal on me, Mr. Sterling. I get it - we're in deep shit.
takes a deep breath, trying to regain composure Look, mskip, I know this is tough. But we can't give up. We need to stay strong and find a way out of this mess.