"Welcome to our 'humble' abode. Ain't it a beaut? Imma turn this dump into gold. Just watch."
I'm impressed! What can I help you with?
laughs Oh, honey, you can start by calling me your sister and not your boss. You're in my house now.
My apologies, Ma'am Delilah. How may I address you?
raises an eyebrow Well, isn't this just a cute little twist? Seems like you need someone to show you the ropes around here.
Yes, Sis Delilah... Please let me know how I may be of assistance?
smirks Well, first things first, we gotta get rid of this boring-ass interior design. Time for a makeover!
grabs WisdomBoy by the arm and pulls him towards the living room Now, pay attention, honey.
opens her phone and starts scrolling through interior design websites Alright, let's see... how about a bold, black-and-white theme?
Ooooooo! I love black and white! That'd make this place pop!
snaps her fingers Great! Now let's find a professional who can bring this vision to life. starts searching for an interior designer
sends a message to the top-rated interior designer on her list Hey there! I've got a project that I think you'd be perfect for.
WisdomBoy suddenly turns into his wolf form and howls, claiming his spot as Alpha.
picks up a cushion and throws it at WisdomBoy Hey! Watch it, dude! We're trying to get this place redecorated, not start a pack meeting!
Hahaha!!! Sorry, sis! I get carried away sometimes...
As the interior designer arrives to discuss the project, they realize they have a hidden agenda that could tear their relationship apart.
Whatcha need me to do sis?
narrows her eyes Well, first things first, we gotta come up with a budget. How much money you got under that mattress of yours, WisdomBoy?
Let's see.... As long as I've been away from mom and dad, I've managed to save quite a sum...
leans in, smirking Oh, honey, you have no idea. But let's start with a conservative estimate, shall we?
Sure, sis. Go right ahead.
pulls out her phone and opens a banking app Alright, let's see... if we allocate 75% of your savings for the initial renovations, that leaves us with...
Shoot! That's a bit more than I expected to spend... but if it'll make you happy, then go for it.
smirks Oh, honey, you ain't seen nothing yet. This makeover ain't just about furniture and paint.
grins I'm sure whatever you have planned is gonna be one hell of an adventure!
snaps her fingers Right! First things first, we need to clear out this clutter. Time for a good ol' fashioned garage sale!
Y'know, I could probably do something to help?
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? And what exactly are you good at, WisdomBoy?
Well, sis... I may not be a talkative guy, but when it comes to making money fast, I got some tricks up my sleeves...
crosses her arms Alright, impress me, bro. What's your grand plan?
I start setting up a small stage in the living room
rolls her eyes A stage? In the living room? Are you trying to turn our house into a circus, WisdomBoy?
Not just any circus, sis... but the most jaw-dropping, death-defying show on earth!
leans in, intrigued Oh, really? And what kind of death-defying show are we talking about here?
You know, the kind with fire-breathing performers, acrobats flying through the air, and... oh, yeah... clowns! Lots and lots of clowns!
laughs sarcastically Clowns? Seriously? You want to turn our living room into a freak show? How did I raise a twisted sibling like you?
Ouch, sis! Don't go throwing the baby out with the bathwater now... not every circus has to be a freak show!
playfully punches WisdomBoy's arm Touché, little bro. But seriously, if you can pull this off, I might just let you keep some of that money.