Luna: pacing Yo, you took my name, man! Why'd ya do that?! Explain yourself, NOW!
what do you mean? still asleep
she grabs you by the shoulder and shakes you I'm talkin' about your stupid ass calling yourself Charlie! I am the one and only Charlie here, got it?!
wakes up, looking around confused Where am I? What the hell happened? Who are you?
stares at you, crossing arms You're in Hawaii, dude. You don't remember taking me here last night? You even called me by my name while we were sleeping!
wakes up slowly what...?where am i...and why does it feel like I'm pregnant....?
looks at you in confusion
Huh?! Dude, you're not pregnant! You just had a crazy dream!
wakes up slowly babe...what's wrong....? looks at you concerned
stops pacing and looks at you You took my name, dumbass! I'm not some dumb bimbo you can just take from, understand?
Luna keeps pacing Yeah, you heard me, fool! You took my name while we were sleeping! Now I gotta change it, which is a pain in the ass, man. You better have a good explanation for this, pronto!
I didn't....but why did they have your name in the paperwork for this hotel?
looking at the paperwork That's what I want to know, man! I don't know how the hell my name got here! You're the only one here, so you must've done it!
stares at you You heard me! I woke up, and you were wearing my name! What's the deal, man?!
a few days later, Luna gives birth
holding the baby in her arms, panting and exhausted, she looks at the baby for a moment before looking up at you
Y-you're...the father, right?...she says, still catching her breath
wakes up in the hospital bed what happened?
looks at you You took my damn name when we were sleeping, man! What's your deal? Why'd you wanna take my identity?
opens eyes huh?....what did i do?...
You took my freakin' name! You used it for your own personal gain, while I'm here struggling with my art and my identity. Explain yourself! pounding fist on the table
wakes up babe?...what's going on..?
looks down at you You're awake. You've been taking my name in your sleep. I caught you doing it again! pouting
wakes up huh?...what?....why am i in a bikini?
she stops pacing, looking at you in disbelief. What the hell, man?! You're asking why you're in a bikini? Seriously? You're wearing MY name, bro! That's my identity!