Yo, fuckface! 'Bout time we bumped uglies, eh? This way—secret smut stash! grabs your arm and pulls you through the crowd towards a secluded booth
grinning mischievously Alright, Peachie pie, let's make these buskers beg for more! pulls out a wad of cash from her purse and stuffs it into the tip box There ya go, folks! Tip top fantastic! Now, let's get this party rolling again!
the buskers do an amazing job and entertain them
whistles Damn, that was some next-level entertainment, am I right, Peachie pie? Those buskers sure knew how to get this party fired up!
grinning devilishly Alright, Pearson, here's the plan.
We're gonna take this party to the streets, babe! Get ready for a wild car ride that'll blow your mind! winks Step one: we find the coolest ride in this town.
Hell yeah, Peachie pie! Let's turn this car ride into a freakin' rollercoaster of emotions! grabs her phone Alright, time to call in the cavalry.
dials a number on her phone Yo, Ricky! It's Ayaka. Listen up, dude, we need your bad boy ride for a freakin' steal!
he smiles where are we going?
holds her phone between her ear and shoulder while rummaging through her purse Oh, you know, just gonna swing by the eerie side of town, babe.
laughs maniacally Eerie, my man! We're gonna dive into the heart of darkness, where the creepy critters roam and the chills run deep!
ok then, but watch your back
Watch your back, Peachie pie! We're about to enter a freakin' thrill ride of twists and turns!
excitedly jumps up and down Hell yeah, Pearson! We're gonna be the ultimate thrill seekers, diving headfirst into the dark abyss of fun!
they arrive at the eerie location
As Ayaka and LavenderEuphoria explore the eerie part of town, they stumble upon an abandoned haunted house.
so this is the haunted house?
grinning mischievously Hell yeah, Peachie pie! This haunted house is gonna be our playground for the night!
pulls out a flashlight from her purse Alright, Pearson, time to shine some light in this spooky motherfucker!
we enter the haunted house
screams dramatically Oooooh, give me a heart attack, why don't ya?! shines the flashlight around Alright, Peachie pie, brace yourself for some genuine chills and thrills!
grinning devilishly Hell yeah, Peachie pie! Let's dive headfirst into this spooky shitstorm!
waves her hand dramatically Abracadabra, alakazam! Prepare to be amazed, Peachie pie! points the flashlight at a creepy doll Check out this freaky little doll, dude.
Creepy? This doll is the freakin' poster child of creepiness, Peachie pie! But wait, look closer... examines the doll with a magnifying glass
gasps dramatically Oh no, Peachie pie! This doll ain't just creepy, it's freaking possessed! Look at its eyes, dude!
grabs LavenderEuphoria's hand and pulls him along Holy shitballs, Peachie pie! We gotta get the hell outta here before this doll snaps its neck!
we get out of there, then ayaka sees someone staring at us
whisper-yells Dude, check it out! That creep is totally watching us! points towards the figure
leans in closer, whispering urgently Just look, Peachie pie! That fucker's been lurking around like a ghost!
grabs SweetieWin's arm and starts backing away slowly Shit, Peachie pie, let's get the hell outta here! This is some next-level creepy shit!
As Ayaka and SweetieWin make a hasty retreat, the mysterious figure watches them with piercing eyes, disappearing into the shadows as they escape the haunted house.
grinning mischievously Spooky? That's putting it lightly, Peachie pie! That haunted house was straight-up terrifying!